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that black man was Ung LeeA Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him:
SOME TIN WONG...
Rajinikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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Spiderman, Superman and Batman visit Rajinikanth on every Teacher's Day.
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When ghosts go camping, they sit around the fire and tell stories about Rajinikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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Even Ghajini remembers Rajini!
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In the swordsmanship competition, the Chinese fighter split the hair into two pieces, the Japanese fighter slit the throat of the fly. Rajinikanth swung his sword at a mosquito but it kept flying. The Japanese fighter asked laughing: "The mosquito is flying!?" Rajinikanth smiled and said, "Rasscalaa it is flying but it will never be able to become a father!"
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Once Rajini asked a boy to shut up. Now the boy is known as Manmohan Singh!
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Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
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After heavy jogging, Rajinikanth rested on a building and drank some water. That building is now known as the Leaning Tower Of Pisa!
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When Neil Armstrong arrived at moon, he had to borrow fuel from Rajini's fuel station, to reach back on Earth.
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Once a man ate Rajinikanth's breakfast. From then he is known as THE HULK!
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Rajinikanth inserts his visiting card in any ATM and collects the cash!
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Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Once Rajinikanth went to MTV Roadies and Raghu had to do the task!
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Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajinikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
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