Jokes Thread

[Razor]

 

[Razor]

 

[Razor]

 

[Razor]

On a more serious note, today 6th AUG is the anniversary of the Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima by the USA.

 

[Yusuf]

The wedding date was set and the groom's three friends - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would be fun.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but promised it would be memorable.

The wedding went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

" Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback. But I swear by God Almighty, I'm going to kill whoever put local anesthesia in the condom! " X_X

 

[anoop_mig25]

 

[anoop_mig25]

 

[anoop_mig25]

 

[anoop_mig25]

 

[anoop_mig25]

 

[Yusuf]

student failed law & decided to make a deal with professor..
Student : Sir, do u know everything about law?
Prof : yes :>
student : if u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u can't, u have to give me 'A" :$

professor agreed

boy asked, 'what is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?

prof thought about it for hours & pondered no answer

He had to finally give up as he really didn't know. He gave the boy his 'A'

the following day, professor asked same Ques to his students

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands

He asked one student

he answered: sir, you are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but not logical=D
ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but nt legal =))
ur wife's boyfriend has failed his exam & yet u have given him an 'A'
It's neither logical nor legalX_X =)) =D

 

[LurkerBaba]

^
Pasting same jokes everywhere

 

[pmaitra]

I didn't laugh at Yusuf's joke, but laughed when I saw ^^.

 

[Yusuf]

I didn't laugh at Yusuf's joke, but laughed when I saw ^^.

You are lucky that you are a moderator

 

[LurkerBaba]

^

 

[Raj30]

 

[skumar7777]

Matbe the v.cam is on a tripod...

Unlikely, if you notice the frame keeps shifting.

 

[Raj30]

 

[Daredevil]

Courtesy: Yusuf

 

[pmaitra]

You are lucky that you are a moderator

Flamebaiting? :why: