Jokes Thread

[Raj30]

 

[Raj30]

 

[Raj30]

sorry if already posted

 

[Yusuf]

Mom called me and said she is coming tomorrow. Her train will reach by morning 4:00 o'clock.

Wife: What !!! She came just 4 months back only, right? Why is she coming now again..? Tomorrow is Sunday. I thought of getting up late but your mom had to come on a Sunday itself and that too morning 4:00 o'clock. Where will she get an auto at that time? I will not make any warm breakfast...she will have to do with biscuits and bread. The kids will also not go to play as she spoils them by getting chocolates, toffees and pastries for them. How many days is she going to stay..????

Husband: Not my mom, your mom is coming !!!!

Wife: Wow!!...Really!! Great mom is coming. It's been more than 2 months I have seen her. Listen na..I have the number of the auto driver...please call him and tell him to reach the station on time tomorrow morning. It's good tomorrow is Sunday, I will get up early and make breakfast of upma and idli. She will get cakes and cookies for the kids and they will play and enjoy with their grandmother. Hope she stays for a fortnight.!!!!!!

 

[Raj30]

this one should take the cake:thumb:

 

[john70]

Why Ayesha Takia and Pamela Anderson could never REALLY HUG each other?.
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Because they live in different countries!!

But i like the way u think..

 

[john70]

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

 

[Raj30]

 

[Neil]

 

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[anoop_mig25]

Batman Kollywood(Tamilnadu) Style

 

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