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niharjhatn

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Have you guys seen Rejected? A kinda old short made by a very interesting independant artist...

 
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Godless-Kafir

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Wow!! The wall is the floor and the floor is the wall!!! That is so freeky...
 

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After Accident:

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Australia: No Worries Dude.
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Germany: Are You Oĸay.

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Andha Hai kya saaley.. Dhakkan
Ki Tarha Chala Raha Hai..
Akkal ke dushman Saale.. Tere
Baap Ka Road Hai kya..??
Bahar Nikal dekh teri kaise bajata
hun... :taunt:
 

HeinzGud

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I think the subcontinent mind set is all the same......... :laugh:
 

Vyom

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Those who missed #barkhabarks on Twitter missed a lot of fun. :D

 

W.G.Ewald

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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give
you lots of Jell-O and Ice Cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

"Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when
I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
 

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