Jokes Thread

[Spindrift]

 

[Azaad]

 

[Blademaster]

Need chlorine to wash out my eyes!!!! And need a puke emoji button!!!

 

[prasadr14]

Need chlorine to wash out my eyes!!!! And need a puke emoji button!!!

Looking to use acid, after using fork to pluck out my eyes and probably spike my brain just for good measure.

 

[NutCracker]

Manifesto and Mano'fisto both at the same time..

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Jimih]

 

[Covfefe]

 

[Corvus Splendens]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Spindrift]

Seriously the likeness is uncanny.

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[zathura98]

Ya'll Nibbiars

context?

 

[SKC]

Ya'll Nibbiars

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When I was there last time, the queue was double long for Lounge. many people were there with 4-5 cards in case any of the card does not work.
Due to long lines, the lounges have now restricted access of multiple cards. Only few select cards works now.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[NutCracker]

context?

CM Ladli Behna Yojana 2024: Application Process, Eligibility

CM Ladli Behna Yojana: A new programme named the 'Ladli Behna Yojana' (Beloved Sister Scheme) was launched by the Madhya Pradesh government in March 2023. The purpose of this initiative is to empower women and girls in the state of Madhya Pradesh. Through the "Ladli Behna Yojana," the Chief...

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Ladli Bahna Yojana entails a monthly financial aid of 1250 rupees. Selected candidates under the Chief Minister Ladli Behna Yojana (CMLBY) will receive funds credited to their bank accounts on the 10th of each month

 

[The Juggernaut]