Jokes Thread

[Brimstone]

Disgusting. Where ?

 

[pankaj nema]

Who wants to EAT these KOFTAS

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Corvus Splendens]

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[prasadr14]

Ya'll Nibbiars

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Here is one news that never made it to news for obvious reasons.

In one of pharma giants in Hyderabad, a leopard made into their quality testing labs.
FYI - these labs have multi level identity checks & controlled environment, meaning the leopard entered the office with someones ID & then entered lab which is not open to anyone except quality team.

Still a mystery how it got in to this day.

 

[Blademaster]

Here is one news that never made it to news for obvious reasons.

In one of pharma giants in Hyderabad, a leopard made into their quality testing labs.
FYI - these labs have multi level identity checks & controlled environment, meaning the leopard entered the office with someones ID & then entered lab which is not open to anyone except quality team.

Still a mystery how it got in to this day.

It’s a mystery because no one is willing to cop to the fact that someone ignored security protocols and simply left the door open most likely propping the door open.

 

[A chauhan]

Study: Women need more sleep than men because they use their brains more

One of Britain’s leading experts on sleep research says women need more sleep than men because women use their brains more actively than men.

www.nbc4i.com

 

[Atavistic]

Lmao

 

[Longewala]

Study: Women need more sleep than men because they use their brains more

One of Britain’s leading experts on sleep research says women need more sleep than men because women use their brains more actively than men.

www.nbc4i.com

Never knew my daughter used so much brain-power when she was a baby.

 

[Blademaster]

Never knew my daughter used so much brain-power when she was a baby.

Prolly thinking of ways of how to bamboozle their fathers into giving them what they want.

 

[Blademaster]

@Longewala

How old is your daughter? Mine is 2. Man she got me wrapped around her little finger.

 

[Longewala]

@Longewala

How old is your daughter? Mine is 2. Man she got me wrapped around her little finger.

Yep that's the best age. Make the most of the next few years, job, life etc will happen but those years don't come back.

Mine is 8. Already getting "independent" and doesn't like daddy getting too huggy kissy in front of her classmates

Very important to get involved in taking her to playdates, parks etc. From my experience, usually down to the dad to ensure she gets to experience those things and also v important for bonding as well as her development.

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[Love Charger]

@Longewala

How old is your daughter? Mine is 2. Man she got me wrapped around her little finger.

She be very smol though

 

[Haldilal]

@Longewala

How old is your daughter? Mine is 2. Man she got me wrapped around her little finger.

Yep that's the best age. Make the most of the next few years, job, life etc will happen but those years don't come back.

Mine is 8. Already getting "independent" and doesn't like daddy getting too huggy kissy in front of her classmates

Very important to get involved in taking her to playdates, parks etc. From my experience, usually down to the dad to ensure she gets to experience those things and also v important for bonding as well as her development.

Ya'll Nibbiars Sirf do pal he rukhana ya fir kaam chalu rakhana hai?.

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Corvus Splendens]

Americucks get fuked everyday by dindu nuffins
Any "negative" posts on dindu nuffins on reddit leads to thread ban, sub ban, perma ban, etc.

 

[Corvus Splendens]

 

[Azaad]

Shame on BCCI if it’s true !!

Pakistan Cricket Board has registered a complaint of fraud against BCCI.

As per the complaint, Pakistan players were served food in silver painted cutlery instead of pure silver.

They came to know about this when Shaheen and Rizwan went to market in Lahore to sell cutlery they had stolen from India.