Jokes Thread

[Tactical Doge]

The observation deserves this thread :-


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shut mosques if he really want peace

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars The BBC asks Moroccoan Female Football Team Captain are there any L*****n in your team.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

*YOU THINK MUKESH AMBANI DOESN'T HAVE PROBLEMS?*

Mukeshbhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office bag from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes bye to Nita bhabhi on 16th floor,
says ‘see you’ to his children on 13th floor and goes down on 3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 Crore BMW to office,
but then he finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs.
But on which floor?
15th,17th,19th,14th,21st,16th or 13th?
There is a hectic search but the key is not traceable.
Mukesh bhai leaves in a huff in a chauffeur driven Ikon car.
it is discovered that 4 days back, a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukesh bhai's pant and hung it to dry on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket.
The key was blown away somewhere by the high winds at 16th floor level and was never found.
helicopter came from Germany, sent by guys from BMW to deliver the duplicate car key...
*Moral of The Story

A two bed room flat is better. So guys, be happy in ur *1-2 BHK* flat....
it saves lots of hassles !!!
Via LinkedIn

 

[Lonewarrior]

 

[SKC]

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Florida man pushes pastor, knocks churchgoers to ground

I think I like this guy already!

 

[another_armchair]

Florida man pushes pastor, knocks churchgoers to ground

I think I like this guy already!

Florida man august 18 ... ~ftw~

Aside, that was a clever way of giving away her b'date and having simps line up her TL & DMs on Aug 22.

 

[Lonewarrior]

Florida man pushes pastor, knocks churchgoers to ground

I think I like this guy already!

That's lame compared to mine

Florida man arrested for throwing pizza at father after finding out his dad helped birth him

 

[SKC]

That's lame compared to mine

Florida man arrested for throwing pizza at father after finding out his dad helped birth him

But Doing those things to Pastor and Chruch goers is Based.

 

[tsunami]

 

[Lonewarrior]

 

[A chauhan]

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Crazy guy on my b'day. :-

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[A chauhan]

Determination :-

 

[Atavistic]

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[Corvus Splendens]

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Florida man arrested after allegedly masturbating.
Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles.
Florida man arrested after dining on spaghetti with his bare hands.

 

[Atavistic]

 

[Lonewarrior]

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Add a bit of realism to it

Spoiler

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[tsunami]

 

[Love Charger]

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(Florida man encases self in concrete at governor’s mansion.)
(Florida man cuts open arm, defaces Miami Holocaust memorial with his blood)
This came after my search.