Jokes Thread

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars Gangadhar hi Shaktimaan hai.

 

[Rudra7678]

Move over Mukesh Khanna, this is the ORIGINAL SHAKTIMAN!!

(Image sourced from: Google)

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Haldilal]

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Ya'll Nibbiars The Tamraj Kilwish.

Andhara Kayam Rahega.

 

[Tuco]

What's your name ?

RAAGA KA TRAINER . So he goes to him every year for training.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

John Weeks
, Family Physician (1979-present)
Answered Jan 10, 2020 · Upvoted by
David Chan
, MD from UCLA, Stanford Oncology Fellowship and
Ramesh Behera
, B.Sc. BNYS, Pharmacy. from Experiences in Life


I had finally gotten to sleep at about 3 a.m. on a busy night on call in the hospital during my residency. Moments later the phone next to the bed in the call room rings. “Hello, this is Dr. Weeks,” I say grumpily.
“This is student nurse Betty Jo on 4 South and Mr. Smith has a temperature of 101 degrees. What do you want me to do?”
“I’m not familiar with Mr. Smith, what is he being treated for?”
“Oh he was pronounced dead by Dr. Zane two hours ago.”
I am momentarily speechless. Possible responses included,
“What the hell are you taking his temperature for in that case, you idiot?” or
“Give him two aspirin and call me in the morning.” or
(considering the reputation of Dr. Zane,) “Are you sure he’s dead?”
but what I said instead was, “What was his temperature when he was pronounced dead?”
“Oh it was 104.2 then,” she responds.
“Ok, fine,” I reply, “let me know if it goes back up again.”

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

Tru

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Haldilal]

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Ya'll Nibbiars jala raha hai Sala.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[THESIS THORON]

Tru

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this generally happens when you need to change train. (generally when you do not get direct reservation to the destination).

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars