Jokes Thread

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[Vikram314]

 

[arnabmit]

Not much of a joke

 

[tommy]

Not much of a joke

Off topic: "Homo Communis Indus" what does it mean mate.

 

[tommy]

Sri yeshu

 

[arnabmit]

Off topic: "Homo Communis Indus" what does it mean mate.

A common Indian

 

[indiatester]

I asked my friend who was having a Rs 150000/- bike, which fuel he was using.
He replied, it's Petrol.

When I asked why don't you try Kerosene? His reply was, the engine will be spoiled.

I again asked him, do you drink alcohol??

He quietly said 'yes'.

When I questioned, won't it spoil your engine???

He humbly replied, it's only occasionally...

My question is, can we pour kerosene occasionally in our bike for a change???

No - we cannot.

We give more value to our Rs 150000 bike but not for our life.

Our life is more valuable and more Important.
.
.

So never change your alcohol...............

If it's Whisky, let it be Whisky.

If it's Rum let it be Rum.

If its Vodka, let it b Vodka


Reminder for 31st December..

 

[Covfefe]

I asked my friend who was having a Rs 150000/- bike, which fuel he was using.
He replied, it's Petrol.

When I asked why don't you try Kerosene? His reply was, the engine will be spoiled.

I again asked him, do you drink alcohol??

He quietly said 'yes'.

When I questioned, won't it spoil your engine???

He humbly replied, it's only occasionally...

My question is, can we pour kerosene occasionally in our bike for a change???

No - we cannot.

We give more value to our Rs 150000 bike but not for our life.

Our life is more valuable and more Important.
.
.

So never change your alcohol...............

If it's Whisky, let it be Whisky.

If it's Rum let it be Rum.

If its Vodka, let it b Vodka


Reminder for 31st December..

Whisky is
If you're taking a hit on your liver, atleast make it worth it.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[indiatester]

 

[here2where]

 

[FalconZero]

Liderally Me!
Please don't mention boring or hyperloop or else i am gonna start seething.

 

[FalconZero]

I can't wait for Skyroot to launch its first rogget this year, god that would be beautiful. I have lost faith in the babus of isro.

 

[THESIS THORON]

I can't wait for Skyroot to launch its first rogget this year, god that would be beautiful. I have lost faith in the babus of isro.

idk why no company is working on habitation for moon, mining, private space station.

 

[THESIS THORON]

I can't wait for Skyroot to launch its first rogget this year, god that would be beautiful. I have lost faith in the babus of isro.

SKYGROOT

 

[FalconZero]

idk why no company is working on habitation for moon, mining, private space station.

Both USA and China have atleast shown intent for such future use cases, also, the cost of launch should be very low to ensure the mining is profitable. Private station at moon is gonna happen, atleast very basic level of what we had during earlier entry in Antarctica, like that.

With SpaceX starship, SpaceX will have capability to move 100T of payload to moon, at way cheaper cost than any rocket in the world. We will probably see the astronomy related work moved off to moon since light polution, issues due to atmosphere are non existing there. And especially since we are about to see the number of sats in the orbit of earth to almost increase by atleast 5x by the end of the decade.

 

[doreamon]

Wtf

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[pankaj nema]