Jokes Thread

[sorcerer]

 

[sorcerer]

viva la revoluzon!

 

[BlackViking]

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viva la revoluzon!

 

[MisraZ]

Alamduallullah. Ola u Uber. Vaccine iz haram:

 

[yourgodisweak]

Karma Bitches! Where my new COD missions at?

 

[Tactical Doge]

Hee hee hee

 

[BlackViking]

Hee hee hee

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CCP ke liye to ye hi kaafi he

 

[Vinod DX9]

Pakistan to make new action thriller

 

[Mikesingh]

Sign on a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Notice on health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

 

[airstrike99]

sad GRAAAPE noises.

 

[airstrike99]

i have no words .

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

Reminds me of the movie "Phans gaye re Obama"

 

[sorcerer]

 

[sorcerer]

Hee hee hee

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Must be old.
Aint the soldiers been advised not to reveal anything about their profession on SM!

 

[Phantom sierra]

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Considering how badly they were beaten by farmers and ncc cadets in '65 they have come a long way in 56 years they have finally learned to escape without surrender!!! Kudos ssg

 

[Tactical Doge]

Considering how badly they were beaten by farmers and ncc cadets in '65 they have come a long way in 56 years they have finally learned to escape without surrender!!! Kudos ssg

I think the "action" movie is about how SSG got their a$$es handed over by Punjab police, NCC and poorly trained farmers
And then escaped
LOL
L-fking-OL

 

[Phantom sierra]

I think the "action" movie is about how SSG got their a$$es handed over by Punjab police, NCC and poorly trained farmers
And then escaped
LOL
L-fking-OL

Makes sense cos only 2 or so escaped alive. They need to hire only 2 actors then thus saving budget unlike india which goes to foreign country to shoot a film.
Pakistan 1 india 0

Ps- they can take a goat as the heroine, crush of all bakistanis

 

[Mikesingh]

First High-Speed Train in Indian North East!!!

 

[Tactical Doge]

These DFI advertisements are getting out of hand
@Haldilal mil gaya 200% investment???

 

[Haldilal]

These DFI advertisements are getting out of hand
@Haldilal mil gaya 200% investment???

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Ya'll Nibbiars