Jokes Thread

[Holy Triad]

 

[Mikesingh]

One day in artillery instruction, a colonel came to inspect our class. First up
was Private O’Malley. The colonel got in his face and asked him what reading he
had on his 105 mm howitzer.

“Two-nine-oh-seven, sir,” was the reply.
“Soldier,” said the colonel, “don’t you know you never say “oh” in the
artillery? You say “zero.”
"What’s your name, soldier?” “Zero Malley, sir!”

— JOHN MADSON

 

[Brimstone]

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[aditya10r]

Now that Ramayan is coming to close and lockdown extended,This be @Indx TechStyle

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[Indx TechStyle]

Now that Ramayan is coming to close and lockdown extended,This be @Indx TechStyle

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I'm not really free to watch TV most of the time. Even during lockdown.;₩

 

[aditya10r]

I'm not really free to watch TV most of the time. Even during lockdown.;₩

Hain ji?

 

[Indx TechStyle]

Hain ji?

Yeah.

 

[aditya10r]

Yeah.

Sad lyf.

 

[Assassin 2.0]

ALLAH KI SUPER POWER NE CORONAVIRUS KA ILAJ BANA LIYA H KABOTAR YA TOTE KI THOOK KO PANI M UBAL K PIYA JAYE

 

[LurkerBaba]

"Khul ja Kim Kim"

 

[indiatester]

"Khul ja Kim Kim"

 

[Indo-Aryan]

"There was once a man, who preached justice. But justice failed and collapsed like a house of cards, unable to cast light upon darkness. The one most suited to rule over the world is not justice... It's the Judge! My name is... Judgment! I shall bring all sinners to justice...!"

 

[Indx TechStyle]

"Khul ja Kim Kim"

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[Brimstone]

Educational post................

 

[Spindrift]

 

[Mikesingh]

Them....

US.....

 

[Holy Triad]

Told Gen Bajwa that India has now declared psychological war against us by broadcasting weather updates for our side Kashmir hence we must retaliate & broadcast weather updates for Delhi as it was our for last 1000 years.


Gen Bajwa disagreed as we don't have weather satellite.

 

[Holy Triad]

 

[A chauhan]

 

[stew98]

Even Vanar raj knows who are behind spread of CCP virus in Bharat.