Jokes Thread

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just found this comment of porki.

 

[here2where]

video taken in isolation by the same comedian mentioned in my prev post...

 

[Assassin 2.0]

Why jamati are scared from allah ki NRC???

 

[Gautam Sarkar]

 

[indiatester]

 

[Sanatani]

View attachment 46325

Careful bro. It will be deleted. Looks like One of the moderators is a fan of sanskari Alok Nath.

 

[fire starter]

Careful bro. It will be deleted. Looks like One of the moderators is a fan of sanskari Alok Nath.

careful bro moderator is so sanskari that he will hack into your computer and will play bhajans while watching porn.

 

[indiatester]

Careful bro. It will be deleted. Looks like One of the moderators is a fan of sanskari Alok Nath.

Time to dig up their misdeeds then

 

[Gautam Sarkar]

 

[indiatester]

When I was about 9 years old, my father forced me to go with him to the funeral of a friend of his that I didn't know.

When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to go. Then a man approached me and said: Enjoy life boy, be happy because time flyes, look at me now, I didn't enjoy it, he passed his hand over my head and left.

My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was startled that the man who was talking to me when I was in the corner was the same man in the Coffin.

For several years after that, I was not able to sleep properly with repeated nightmares and psychological disorders. I was terrified of being alone.

I visited many psychologists, I didn't turn off the lights at night and several other turmoils that I had to endure throughout my adolescent ages.

Years later I discovered something incredible that changed my life....again.

Spoiler

That dead idiot had a twin brother.

 

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[Gautam Sarkar]

 

[Mikesingh]

One month into Marine Corps training in San Diego, Calif., we were
preparing for a ten-mile march in 100-degree weather when a jeep drove up with
a large radio in the back.

“Who knows anything about radios?” our drill
instructor asked.

Several hands went up, and anticipating a ride in the jeep,
recruits began listing their credentials. Everything from a degree in
communications to a part-time job in a repair shop was declared. The DI listened
to all the contenders, then pointed to the most qualified.

“You,” he barked. “Carry the radio.”

— JIM SAPAUGH

 

[Assassin 2.0]

 

[Holy Triad]

Good judgement

 

[indiatester]

 

[Akshay Fenix]

https://reddit.app.link/wzAlImMg45

Sometimes reddit has its moments.

 

[Spindrift]

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[fire starter]

lol......

 

[here2where]

lol......

Her name is Savitha bhahi.
OK.