Jokes Thread

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wah bc ye news channel hai....

 

[Assassin 2.0]

Pork

 

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If only @DRDO_India could mass produce this gear in real life.
We'd have conquered all of akhand bharat already.

 

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only in bakistan.........

 

[Indx TechStyle]

 

[Indx TechStyle]

Everytime a banned poster makes sockpuppets and makes multiple accounts on forum.
*le mods:

 

[Holy Triad]

Lab in Khanewal(Pakistan) that diagnosed a 60-year-old male 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁 has now been sealed and its owner arrested. All good things come to an end. Sigh.

 

[A chauhan]

If only @DRDO_India could mass produce this gear in real life.
We'd have conquered all of akhand bharat already.
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Specifications are mind boggling

 

[Mikesingh]

During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night
patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through the exercise, we realized we
had lost our map.

The patrol navigator informed us, “Our odds are 1 in 359 that
we’ll get out of here.” “How do you come up with that?” someone asked.
“Well,” he replied, “one of the degrees on the compass has to be right.”

 

[Mikesingh]

Shortly after joining the Army, I was in line with some other inductees when
the sergeant stepped forward with that day’s assignments.

After handing over various tasks, he asked, “Does anyone here have experience with radio
communications?” A longtime ham operator, I proudly shouted, “I do!” “Good,” he said.
“You can dig the hole for the new telephone pole.”

 

[Mikesingh]

wah bc ye news channel hai....

Much of Indian media sucks. All for TRPs! Jeeez!

 

[sorcerer]

Shortly after joining the Army, I was in line with some other inductees when
the sergeant stepped forward with that day’s assignments.

After handing over various tasks, he asked, “Does anyone here have experience with radio
communications?” A longtime ham operator, I proudly shouted, “I do!” “Good,” he said.
“You can dig the hole for the new telephone pole.”

Reading these kinda jokes are when we miss the good lod Readers Digest magazine.. aint it?
They got this section called Humor in Uniform or something..
It was super hilarious..
but ever sine readers digest was taken over by some nincompoop company it all went south.
Good old days..good old days that is!

 

[Mikesingh]

Reading these kinda jokes are when we miss the good lod Readers Digest magazine.. aint it?
They got this section called Humor in Uniform or something..
It was super hilarious..
but ever sine readers digest was taken over by some nincompoop company it all went south.
Good old days..good old days that is!

These Jokes have been picked from the Reader's Digest - Humour in Uniform!!

RD was a great mag which unfortunately has disappeared from the scene - Miss it!

 

[Assassin 2.0]

For all the fellow members which got banned in recent massacre.

 

[sorcerer]

These Jokes have been picked from the Reader's Digest - Humour in Uniform!!

RD was a great mag which unfortunately has disappeared from the scene - Miss it!

Awesome..
RD had some real amazing stories and sections.
So the jokes are from RD..no wonder the sense latched on to it with comfort

 

[sorcerer]

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For all the fellow members which got banned in recent massacre.

you is evil
circumventing the rule tactically with the jokes thread.
surgical strike eh?

 

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[Anikastha]

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salute to the nibbi who made this.....

 

[here2where]

nice laughs on typical bengaluru tamil lingo leela slang ...

Actor-comedian Danish Sait’s Bengaluru lockdown videos are all of us right now

“Bro, no traffic only bro.” “Macha, we should go to Goa da after all this.” “Bro talk to your uncle in military canteen, no?” “I stopped watching news only da.”

www.thenewsminute.com

 

[Srinivas_K]