Jokes Thread

[Chinmoy]

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[Mikesingh]

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[Assassin 2.0]

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[Anikastha]

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internet explorer
Aianaiamakaksznkzzmamanajqoqmabsbz zn

 

[Haldiram]

How to dig out a fresh harvest of puppers out of your pupper farm..

 

[Haldiram]

Me : Dogs are a guy's best friend.
Le Feminist : Dog's are a girl's best friend too...

Meanwhile dogs : https://imgur.com/gallery/3PtOgqW

 

[Mikesingh]

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[Hiranyaksha]

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What I heard that some people in Bangalore are poisoning street dogs . Is it confirmed that dogs cannot be the carrier ?

 

[Haldiram]

What I heard that some people in Bangalore are poisoning street dogs . Is it confirmed that dogs cannot be the carrier ?

Yes saar. It's a flu strain. It doesn't pass on to or from dogs. I ain't no doctor but kisi kutte ko sardi khaansi hote hue dekhi nahi kabhi.

 

[varun9509]

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[Indx TechStyle]

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[Haldiram]

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask...

 

[Haldiram]

Der's dis artist who makes comics of aliens trying to be like humans. I'm copy-pasting his comics in a row. Each comic is funny in its own way once you get the context.

Here's the alien explaining Mario to his friend :

 

[Haldiram]

 

[A chauhan]

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She wants this :-

 

[Haldiram]

For the night is dark and full of...saggy tits.

https://imgur.com/gallery/Tya81A3

 

[Anikastha]

For the night is dark and full of...saggy tits.

https://imgur.com/gallery/Tya81A3

yay....red women
Uajabauaiajajanajsjxbxkske ene

 

[A chauhan]

For the night is dark and full of...saggy tits.

https://imgur.com/gallery/Tya81A3

Never saw anything so horrible

 

[Indx TechStyle]

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[Haldiram]

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This Kunal Kamra and Dhruv Rathee both run their own PR agency for hire. The more we troll them (i/e retweet, share, comment), the taller they grow, standing on top of the RW social media ecosystem's shoulders. There are so many Modi haters in India but only these 2 managed to steal the limelight and convert it into a revenue source. Dusron ko kaun puchta hai? I hope these 2 are put on permanent ignore list by all RW people.

The more they are allowed to brand themselves as a legitimate anti-Modi voice of India, the higher commission they command from Congress/APP to be their ambassador on the internet. All their legitimacy comes from how seriously we take them.