Jokes Thread

shade

Senior Member
Joined
Feb 28, 2016
Messages
5,263
Likes
26,361
Country flag
Google, Facebook and Twitter threaten to leave Pakistan over censorship law
Alhamdulilah, Mashallah, based piggies, we must also do something like this, nosering wearing mulla dorsey, faceberg the reptile, goog, all thrown out <3
 

indiatester

Senior Member
Joined
Jul 4, 2013
Messages
3,706
Likes
8,824
Country flag
Google, Facebook and Twitter threaten to leave Pakistan over censorship law
But but but, how will the pakis declare fake victories and spread fake message of peace?
 

indiatester

Senior Member
Joined
Jul 4, 2013
Messages
3,706
Likes
8,824
Country flag
VPN janab.
You can DIY using some servers located in phoren lands or you can use paid ones like ProtonVPN.
Saar, pissfuls ko kyon marte ho...
1605895947248.png


Abdul ko paisa koun dega...
 
Joined
Apr 29, 2015
Messages
13,994
Likes
29,727
Country flag
Alhamdulilah, Mashallah, based piggies, we must also do something like this, nosering wearing mulla dorsey, faceberg the reptile, goog, all thrown out <3
We ourselves are making indigenous social media platforms and preparing to kick foreign ones out. We are doing for even more stringent laws.
Unlike Pakistan where foreign firms can threaten anyone, they are playing victim in India these days.
 

ClawReed787

Regular Member
Joined
Aug 31, 2020
Messages
517
Likes
1,495
Country flag
Candace Owens says "bring back manly man" after Harry styles turns gay officialy by wearing women's dresses.
Libtards gets triggered and argues even Jesus wore women's clothing (absolute bullshit).But they forgot to put Muhammad put in the list as even Mohammad (one of the manliest men) actually wore his underaged wife Aisha's clothing.
Conclusion :Harry Styles is officially backed by Muhammad himself and those who are against him and his rightful teachings are bound to fail.
 

ClawReed787

Regular Member
Joined
Aug 31, 2020
Messages
517
Likes
1,495
Country flag

Oh my...MahaMAD was one twisted MoFo..
This guy is emperor of perverts...even perverts would blush reading what this MadMullya did in the name of OlaOUber..
I just feel bad for Muslims. There's just too much fundamentally and critically wrong with the behavior of Muhammad.
Only if they were openminded and open to changes,they could have removed some of his nonsense teachings in the Quran. Religious Muslim leaders around the world must come together and introspect. Otherwise they'll forever be nuisance and hatred towards them will only increase.
 

prasadr14

PrasadReddy
Senior Member
Joined
Sep 25, 2015
Messages
2,908
Likes
12,643
I just feel bad for Muslims. There's just too much fundamentally and critically wrong with the behavior of Muhammad.
Only if they were openminded and open to changes,they could have removed some of his nonsense teachings in the Quran. Religious Muslim leaders around the world must come together and introspect. Otherwise they'll forever be nuisance and hatred towards them will only increase.
Now it all makes sense as to why muzzies are so sensitive to anyone discussing MahaMAD.

This guy is filth, a pig that would eat it's own shit, shit again and eat that shit...a never ending cycle of shit eating.

Muzzies are clever, they found the perfect plan to protect this MahaPervert...kill anyone who speaks about him or writes about him or draws about him..

indeed clever.
 

Hariharan_kalarikkal

Regular Member
Joined
Aug 28, 2019
Messages
454
Likes
1,409
Country flag
I just feel bad for Muslims. There's just too much fundamentally and critically wrong with the behavior of Muhammad.
Only if they were openminded and open to changes,they could have removed some of his nonsense teachings in the Quran. Religious Muslim leaders around the world must come together and introspect. Otherwise they'll forever be nuisance and hatred towards them will only increase.
I believe there is only a single thing wrong with Islam for 21st century,
That is it's refusal to evolve

Dalai Lama himself has said if anything is fundamentally proven wrong by absolute scientific evidence in the dhamma-vicaya the entire religion will move on from it...


But hey
Asmaani kithaab is perfection😂
And it shall remain so until the end times
 

ClawReed787

Regular Member
Joined
Aug 31, 2020
Messages
517
Likes
1,495
Country flag
I believe there is only a single thing wrong with Islam for 21st century,
That is it's refusal to evolve

Dalai Lama himself has said if anything is fundamentally proven wrong by absolute scientific evidence in the dhamma-vicaya the entire religion will move on from it...


But hey
Asmaani kithaab is perfection😂
And it shall remain so until the end times
Maybe they are slowest of the human population to evolution 😢😂.
#Justbeingoptimistic
But at the rate of radicalisation(don't think it's even radical seems it has been their ways) they are undergoing its gonna be a while...(if there is ever going to be some changes)
 

prasadr14

PrasadReddy
Senior Member
Joined
Sep 25, 2015
Messages
2,908
Likes
12,643
Maybe they are slowest of the human population to evolution 😢😂.
#Justbeingoptimistic
But at the rate of radicalisation(don't think it's even radical seems it has been their ways) they are undergoing its gonna be a while...(if there is ever going to be some changes)
ASSmani kithab chapter 26 verse 89 says "Those who believe in Evolution will be born as a Pig Whore in a Pig Whore House"

the Prophit is quite clear, that Ola O Uber created everything in one go.
If you disagree, your neck would be separated from the body as prescribed in ASSmani kithab chapter 1 verse 1.

Scientifically though the whole muzzie MazHub has been devolving, something to do with inbreeding, goatFucking and DolphinRape etc etc..
 

Holy Triad

Senior Member
Joined
Dec 16, 2018
Messages
3,744
Likes
22,283
Country flag
Gen Bajwa spent 6 hrs outside royal palace of Saudi Prince MBS & later denied entry but yesterday Israeli PM Netanyahu & Mossad chief met MBS straightway.

During 6 hours Gen Bajwa had 7 plate biryani, 9 tea while Israeli PM & Mossad chief got no time to eat


Gen Bajwa 1 Israel 0


 

Arihant

Regular Member
Joined
Nov 6, 2015
Messages
583
Likes
2,957
Saar, pissfuls ko kyon marte ho...
View attachment 67251

Abdul ko paisa koun dega...
Bhai Pinchar (puncture) banwane wala.
 

Latest Replies

Global Defence

New threads

Articles

Top