RAISING COCKS
Another one of same profession claimed to be in contracting business
during her interview for visa. When asked what type of contracts she
takes, she calmly replied:
"I take contracts for demolition of temporary erections"
THIS ONE IS FOR BANKERS AND ACCOUINTANTS, SO PLEASE DONOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS,WHEN OPENING ACCOUNTS OR MAKING TAX RETURNS.TS700T
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she
needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few
questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then
asks, "What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a whore."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work.
That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman, "OK, I'm a prostitute."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman states,
"I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised over 5,000 COCKS last year."