Jokes Thread

[NoobWannaLearn]

Koi chahta hi nahi ki mai tarakki karun

aapne karli tarraki

 

[stat231]

Ya'll Nibbiars

In a Parallel Universe.

In the Universe, Patna is the Financial Capital of India. The Samastipur is Silicon Valley.

Patna to Delhi, Guwahati, Kanpur and Kolkata has a Bullet Train Connectivity.

Patna Chapra is the Biggest MetroPlex of India.

The Metropolitan Population around 3 Cr.

Airbus has built a New Aircraft Manufacturing Base in Asia at Aurangabad, Bihar.

Bollywood and Bhojpuri Film Industries.

And Near Chapra are Economic Drivers of Almost UP Bihar and Jarkhand.

All Top Brands land in Bihar First.

The Pet and Manger, Popeyes and Tim Hortons have literally been acquired by Oliance Industries of Jambani (Ambani's alternate).

Jadani just ingurated world's largest Green Hydrogen Plant near Patna.

Nitish Kumar is protesting against Maharashtrain, Tamilian and Kannadiga Londhes Coming to Patna. Because, we Londhe's speak only Marathi, Kannada and Tamil there.

New Muzaffarnagar Airport is being touted as Asia's largest Airport with 11 Parallel Runways.

Bank of Bihar Funds Japan for its Bullet Train.

Bihar Metro is most profitable Company.

Uddhav Tackeray had Gathbandhan with Lalu Pawar and has now joined NDA again for 3rd Time.

Bridge Built on Krishna River has collasped citing High Corruption.

Patna to Kathmandu is India's first International Access Controlled Expressway.

The Autobahn Engineers study it as Part of PHD.

Patna Municipal Corporation is World's Richest.

And Recently, New City Mayor applied for the personal Loans.

- Chandra Gaupta Maurua.

EX DFI Memenet whi visited such Parallel Universe in the dreams.

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In a parallel universe bolke current universe ke baare mei likhdiya aapne toh

 

[SKC]

Ya'll Nibbiars

In a Parallel Universe.

In the Universe, Patna is the Financial Capital of India. The Samastipur is Silicon Valley.

Patna to Delhi, Guwahati, Kanpur and Kolkata has a Bullet Train Connectivity.

Patna Chapra is the Biggest MetroPlex of India.

The Metropolitan Population around 3 Cr.

Airbus has built a New Aircraft Manufacturing Base in Asia at Aurangabad, Bihar.

Bollywood and Bhojpuri Film Industries.

And Near Chapra are Economic Drivers of Almost UP Bihar and Jarkhand.

All Top Brands land in Bihar First.

The Pet and Manger, Popeyes and Tim Hortons have literally been acquired by Oliance Industries of Jambani (Ambani's alternate).

Jadani just ingurated world's largest Green Hydrogen Plant near Patna.

Nitish Kumar is protesting against Maharashtrain, Tamilian and Kannadiga Londhes Coming to Patna. Because, we Londhe's speak only Marathi, Kannada and Tamil there.

New Muzaffarnagar Airport is being touted as Asia's largest Airport with 11 Parallel Runways.

Bank of Bihar Funds Japan for its Bullet Train.

Bihar Metro is most profitable Company.

Uddhav Tackeray had Gathbandhan with Lalu Pawar and has now joined NDA again for 3rd Time.

Bridge Built on Krishna River has collasped citing High Corruption.

Patna to Kathmandu is India's first International Access Controlled Expressway.

The Autobahn Engineers study it as Part of PHD.

Patna Municipal Corporation is World's Richest.

And Recently, New City Mayor applied for the personal Loans.

- Chandra Gaupta Maurua.

EX DFI Memenet whi visited such Parallel Universe in the dreams.

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ChandraguptaMaurya ban gya par uske vichar aaj bhi yahan raaj kar rahe hain!

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Atavistic]

Bro she literally copied word to word

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Atavistic]

 

[kaboom]

 

[Satish Sharma]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[karmaweapon]

Bullpup

 

[mokoman]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[indus]

181K views · 26K likes | केवल कट्टर हिन्दू Follow करे 🙏 on Instagram: "कोलकाता के पार्क सर्कस ब्रिज नंबर 4 के ऊपर का दृश्य है ये अब बताइये की मनोज कुमार तोमर जैसे पुलिस वाले अपना आपा नहीं खोएंगे तो क्या होगा क्या इलाज है इन जाहिलों का ?"

27K likes, 770 comments - kattar_hindu_mahakaalMarch 8, 2024 on : "कोलकाता के पार्क सर्कस ब्रिज नंबर 4 के ऊपर का दृश्य ह�..."

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N@m@zi atop the bridge

 

[mokoman]

 

[Satish Sharma]

Bhai what happened after.this those guys were going on that police. Didn't police retaliate.
If anyone knows do share..

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

@Haldilal