Jokes Thread

[Hindu Nationalist]

Ya'll Nibbiars

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[Satish Sharma]

Context ,what happened ?

 

[Satish Sharma]

Pakistan's & khalistani Sikhs interests are converging
Our relation is strategic now.
Some say they will take our Punjab ,Lahore to make there khalistan.
Oye they can't take on both nuclear power at once.
To counter one nuclear power they have joined hands with us- lal topi

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

Context ,what happened ?

Oh you are in for a treat. Google Baghpat Chaat walla fight.

Basically it was a fight between 2 groups of Chaat wallas. The video went viral 3 years ago.

See it and enjoy

 

[Covfefe]

 

[The Juggernaut]

 

[Johny_Baba]

tfw you can't get a hole punched on your belt by your wife, you can tell it that the marriage has gone stale

 

[Johny_Baba]

IT: what they ask in rezyumey vs what they give as tasks

also not shown here, filling up ms excel sheets and dealing with plethora of JIRA tickets

 

[Jimih]

Context ,what happened ?

Star Wars: The Rise of Baghpat

 

[rithwik123]

It’s now ‘condom politics’ in poll-bound Andhra Pradesh

Videos of condom packets with the names and symbols of ruling YSR Congress Party (YSRCP) and opposition Telugu Desam Party (TDP) have surfaced on social media

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

Star Wars: The Rise of Baghpat

 

[Corvus Splendens]

 

[Johny_Baba]

goats after having one-night stands there be like

 

[sydsnyper]

IT: what they ask in rezyumey vs what they give as tasks
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also not shown here, filling up ms excel sheets and dealing with plethora of JIRA tickets

This is soooooo fucking true... its like that organization, keep forgetting its name, it hires technically proficient people with a specific rigid education background from India and literally makes them clean toilets once hired...................................... Oh, I remember now... its named ISIS

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars Many years ago, an Indian flotilla out in the Gulf led by Rear Admiral Madanjit Singh, later Vice Admiral and FOC-in-C, Western Naval Command, was asked by a US naval ship to identify itself and to its query “How long have you been here?” replied “Since before Christ!”.

 

[pankaj nema]

FAT WOMEN

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[fooLIam]

Is that the new bill?