Jokes Thread

[tsunami]

No. 1 batsman who can score century against Nepal and Afghanistan

This Zimbabar have 0 centuries against India in all formats of the game.
Never even scored a half century in ODI.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

This Zimbabar have 0 centuries against India in all formats of the game.
Never even scored a half century in ODI.

Century ke liye ya to Lahore ka highway pitch chahiye ya Afghanistan Nepal and Zimbabwe chahiye

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[vin bharat mahan]

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Modi ji...giorgia meloni ka number mil jata toh

no chance for tharur....meloni is anti english. she ban english in italy. tharur needs to learn Italian first

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

A tamilian in US was talking on the phone

"First Emma comes, then I come, Then two assess come together, then I come, then 2 assess come together once again, then I come, then pee twice and finally I come once more"

A lady tapped him on the shoulder "Mister, I don't know where you are from but here in America we don't discuss our sex life so publically."

"What sex life? I was teaching my son the spelling of Mississippi"

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[vin bharat mahan]

bhai humare bhut logo ka standard nd IQ sachmuch bottom me hai...aaj mujhe bharosa ho gaya. honey trap ho rahe vo bhi isse...ek time tha jab humare rishiyo ki tapasya bhang nd mohit krne ke liye indra apsara bhejte the. ab batawo is kalyug me pakistaniyo ke dwara surpanakha (real asur face wali) bheji ja rahi...or ye mohit bhi ho ja rahe. paisa barbaad.

 

[The Juggernaut]

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Honey, dinner is here.
Seriously, at this time.....!?

 

[karmaweapon]

bhai humare bhut logo ka standard nd IQ sachmuch bottom me hai...aaj mujhe bharosa ho gaya. honey trap ho rahe vo bhi isse...ek time tha jab humare rishiyo ki tapasya bhang nd mohit krne ke liye indra apsara bhejte the. ab batawo is kalyug me pakistaniyo ke dwara surpanakha (real asur face wali) bheji ja rahi...or ye mohit bhi ho ja rahe. paisa barbaad.

she is a Bangladeshi I got her nudes in 2017 on WhatsApp as wedding invitation pdf in the pdf 100s of nudes were there of this same person, I think they use her bob and vagana of this woman or who tweeted this is stupid

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

Honey, dinner is here.
Seriously, at this time.....!?

Actually the lioness initiates the $€×

 

[lcafanboy]

He put it in the wrong Hole...

 

[Corvus Splendens]

 

[AnnisAdams]

好

 

[A chauhan]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Shuturmurg]

taliban vs srk

 

[prasadr14]

taliban vs srk

the original one is even better

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[SKC]

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Modi ji...giorgia meloni ka number mil jata toh

Isko Meloni se door rakho be

 

[SKC]

Aur do Tharoor ko Meloni ka no :