Scariest Date Ever
Went on a date with a girl from OKCupid. The date was going OK for a while, until she mentioned that she hated her roommate, who was a guy.
After questioning her some more about why she hated her roommate, I learned that she spent time in jail because she assaulted him. She then told me that it was OK because she got him back.
How? She got him robbed. Yes, she got her roommate robbed.
How you may ask? I had the same question... apparently she told a friend when the apartment would be empty (apparently he had a habit of not locking the door anyway) and told her friend which rooms to steal stuff out of.
Later on in the date she threatened (without provocation) that if I ever wronged her she would get me back. She really came out of nowhere with that one.
Worse yet, she went on to describe how she would get me back. It went something like this:
"I'll find a cute girl to get your attention and start talking to you so you'll be all distracted. Then I'll get a big black guy to tackle you to the ground and rape you."
Worst of all I had let her pick me up for the date because I had just returned from Iraq and didn't have an operating car at the time. I had planned on riding my bicycle to meet her somewhere, but she insisted and I relented and let her pick me up.
So then, I was stuck with a psycho-crazy woman who was preemptively threatening to have me raped and had no way to leave without creating an even more awkward situation.
I decided to just try to survive until the date was over without ending it too abruptly, so I suggested we go to a bar for some live music. I figured the best way to prepare for something bad happening was to get drunk beforehand. I got a whiskey and a few beers in me right quick. After an hour or so at the bar I decided we should call it a night and convinced her to drop me off back at my place.
As she dropped me off at my place she shut off the car and got out with me at the same time. We had a really awkward 10 minute or so conversation just kept dragging on and on because she wouldn't let it die. She refused to acknowledge any of the cue phrases that normally indicate the end of a conversation. "Ok, alright, well, it was fun, it's getting late, etc." Finally I just rattled off every conversation ender I could think of all in a row and started to make my leave. She blocked me and started leaning in for a kiss.
I brushed my lips briefly on her cheek, told her "Drive home safe!" and got the hey out of there!
Scariest. Date. Ever.
Thankfully, I haven't heard from her again (except for the first day after the date, which is another story altogether)
Went on a date with a girl from OKCupid. The date was going OK for a while, until she mentioned that she hated her roommate, who was a guy.
After questioning her some more about why she hated her roommate, I learned that she spent time in jail because she assaulted him. She then told me that it was OK because she got him back.
How? She got him robbed. Yes, she got her roommate robbed.
How you may ask? I had the same question... apparently she told a friend when the apartment would be empty (apparently he had a habit of not locking the door anyway) and told her friend which rooms to steal stuff out of.
Later on in the date she threatened (without provocation) that if I ever wronged her she would get me back. She really came out of nowhere with that one.
Worse yet, she went on to describe how she would get me back. It went something like this:
"I'll find a cute girl to get your attention and start talking to you so you'll be all distracted. Then I'll get a big black guy to tackle you to the ground and rape you."
Worst of all I had let her pick me up for the date because I had just returned from Iraq and didn't have an operating car at the time. I had planned on riding my bicycle to meet her somewhere, but she insisted and I relented and let her pick me up.
So then, I was stuck with a psycho-crazy woman who was preemptively threatening to have me raped and had no way to leave without creating an even more awkward situation.
I decided to just try to survive until the date was over without ending it too abruptly, so I suggested we go to a bar for some live music. I figured the best way to prepare for something bad happening was to get drunk beforehand. I got a whiskey and a few beers in me right quick. After an hour or so at the bar I decided we should call it a night and convinced her to drop me off back at my place.
As she dropped me off at my place she shut off the car and got out with me at the same time. We had a really awkward 10 minute or so conversation just kept dragging on and on because she wouldn't let it die. She refused to acknowledge any of the cue phrases that normally indicate the end of a conversation. "Ok, alright, well, it was fun, it's getting late, etc." Finally I just rattled off every conversation ender I could think of all in a row and started to make my leave. She blocked me and started leaning in for a kiss.
I brushed my lips briefly on her cheek, told her "Drive home safe!" and got the hey out of there!
Scariest. Date. Ever.
Thankfully, I haven't heard from her again (except for the first day after the date, which is another story altogether)