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Hindu Nationalist

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A woman was having an affair with a married baker. one day she came to him and said " I am pregnant with your child. What are you going to do?"

the baker said "Dont tell my wife. I cant afford to pay you anything but I will do one thing, I will give you free bread till the child turns 18."

"OK but I also want free cake on his birthday"

The baker agreed.

Every day the woman starts getting bread from the baker. After her son becomes little older, she starts sending her son to get the bread. The baker soon realises that he has stuck a losing bargain. He can't wait till the boy turns 18 and he is free of this obligation. Whenever he sees the boy he feels resentful.

Finally, the day comes when the boy turns 18. When he comes to the shop the baker says "Tell your mother that this is the last free bread and free cake that you will ever get from here. From now I don't want to see either you or your mother."

The boy says "My mom told me to inform you that she had also been getting free milk, free vegetables, free groceries and free meat for the last 18 years."

A chauhan

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