Jokes Thread

[Alamarathan]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Blademaster]

Great retort!!!

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Alamarathan]

I think my family is racist

I brought my Asian girlfriend home for dinner and my wife and kids were very rude to her.

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Jimih]

His career is over I guess.

He broke the secret code.

 

[indus]

Russian humour

 

[Haldilal]

Russian humour

Ya'll Nibbiars that was Pakistan in the end.

 

[A chauhan]

*खुद का चलाया हुआ तीर पकड़ने वाला विश्व का पहला धनुर्धर *

 

[sydsnyper]

Lady was hotel staff where the billionaire stayed for a day with her wife.
Lesson:- always flush used condoms when staying in hotel

This is the ultimate soluchan for the problem..

Instagram model accuses Drake of putting hot sauce inside of a condom

An Instagram model is accusing Drake of getting a little too spicy during a recent romantic encounter, which allegedly took place at the rapper's hotel a few weeks ago.

www.dailymail.co.uk

The model claims that the self-proclaimed Certified Lover Boy - born Aubrey Drake Graham - added a packet of hot sauce into a used condom in order to kill his sperm after the two had sex.

After he disposed of the condom she took it out of the trash and attempted to impregnate herself inside of the bathroom, not realizing what it contained.

The woman revealed the accusations to the Too Much Hot Tea blog saying that after she screamed due to the burning sensation, Champagne Papi - as he's known on Instagram - ran into the bathroom and allegedly admitted to pouring hot sauce in the condom.

 

[Blademaster]

You can’t impregnate someone with sperm from a used condom. For starters condom are coated with a substance that kills the sperm inside.
Moreover that store above is fake. It’s a satire story. You can google it. It came on snope website