Tips to improve DHOOM 3 :
1a. After a bunch hilarious escapades, Abhishek and Uday Chopra end up on separate planes to Chicago. Uday Chopra is on a single seater plane...it crashes in the pacific ocean and sinks way down to the mariana trench (the deepest hole known to man) and the movie goes on without him.
1b. Alternately, Uday Chopra still gets a solo plane, but this time it crash lands on a lonely island where a crocodile eats him. The rest of the movie is a biopic on the tragic life of the crocodile that had to eat him.
2. Katrina Kaif is replaced by an actual barbie doll, the producers save a ton of money and audiences a ton of horrible acting.
3. Amir Khan's childhood role is played by the kid from Taare Zamien Pe..... the producers wait for the kid to grow up and shoot the rest of the movie with him.
4. Not just the story line, the producers actually cut-paste scenes from the Fast & Furious - Tokyo Drift into Dhoom 3. Audience still has to bear with the unrelated movie sequences, but hey, we at least get the awesome music by the teriyaki boys.
5. When the SWAT team enters the bank, they turn around and shoot the movie director.
6. Never ever, ever, ever, ever...let Jackie Shroff take a bank loan.... that was the root cause of the three hours of evil...