to who ever thought of it first
You took this from Hollow Man, didn't you?Superman and Invisible Man
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Superman was flying around Metropolis looking for trouble when he spotted a Woman apparently sunbathing nude on top of a building.
"Well," he thought to himself, "I'm so fast I bet I could fly down there and nail her before she even knew what hit her." So he undid his yellow belt, lowered his red shorts, flew down, did his thing and soared off into the Metropolitan sky. Woman lay stunned. "What was that?" she asked,
"I don't know," groaned the Invisible Man, "but my ass sure is sore now."
Do we need to provide a source for jokes now?You took this from Hollow Man, didn't you?
Slight corrections:
1 Wonder Woman
2 She was sitting spread eagle
I knew it won't be full zoom. But still I want to press it to see what happens, until I read the last line & checked that I don't have F13 key.
Relax.... That's Gemma Atkinson.Damn Damn Damn.... F13 key missing from my laptop!!!
Good you've already googled to confirm! Saved my time!Relax.... That's Gemma Atkinson.
She's freakishly hot, like meteor hot.
But afaik she doesn't do nude. So it's not your computer's fault.
It's always good to help out a bro.Good you've already googled to confirm! Saved my time!
Sometimes stories are not straight ,i have to edit it,to give full sense. Sometimes stories are extreme, i have to moderate it.You took this from Hollow Man, didn't you?
Slight corrections:
1 Wonder Woman
2 She was sitting spread eagle
I'm gonna put her on my wallpaper...Relax.... That's Gemma Atkinson.
She's freakishly hot, like meteor hot.
But afaik she doesn't do nude. So it's not your computer's fault.
PS: If you find her nude pics, pm me. You 're bound by the bro code to do so.
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