Jokes Thread

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[sasi]

Clintons @ Baseball Game
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Bill and Monica are at the first baseball game of the season.
Suddenly Clinton grabs Monica by the collar and throws her over the side and onto the field.
The stunned umpire shouted,
No, Mr. President ! I said, `Throw the first PITCH !'.

 

[sasi]

Superman and Invisible Man
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Superman was flying around Metropolis looking for trouble when he spotted a Woman apparently sunbathing nude on top of a building.
"Well," he thought to himself, "I'm so fast I bet I could fly down there and nail her before she even knew what hit her." So he undid his yellow belt, lowered his red shorts, flew down, did his thing and soared off into the Metropolitan sky. Woman lay stunned. "What was that?" she asked,
"I don't know," groaned the Invisible Man, "but my ass sure is sore now."

 

[Cliff@sea]

to who ever thought of it first

 

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Superman and Invisible Man
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Superman was flying around Metropolis looking for trouble when he spotted a Woman apparently sunbathing nude on top of a building.
"Well," he thought to himself, "I'm so fast I bet I could fly down there and nail her before she even knew what hit her." So he undid his yellow belt, lowered his red shorts, flew down, did his thing and soared off into the Metropolitan sky. Woman lay stunned. "What was that?" she asked,
"I don't know," groaned the Invisible Man, "but my ass sure is sore now."

You took this from Hollow Man, didn't you?
Slight corrections:
1 Wonder Woman
2 She was sitting spread eagle

 

[W.G.Ewald]

You took this from Hollow Man, didn't you?
Slight corrections:
1 Wonder Woman
2 She was sitting spread eagle

Do we need to provide a source for jokes now?

 

[Victor Sierra]

I knew it won't be full zoom. But still I want to press it to see what happens, until I read the last line & checked that I don't have F13 key.

 

[Tolaha]

Damn Damn Damn.... F13 key missing from my laptop!!!

 

[Razor]

Damn Damn Damn.... F13 key missing from my laptop!!!

Relax.... That's Gemma Atkinson.
She's freakishly hot, like meteor hot.
But afaik she doesn't do nude. So it's not your computer's fault.
PS: If you find her nude pics, pm me. You 're bound by the bro code to do so.

 

[Tolaha]

Relax.... That's Gemma Atkinson.
She's freakishly hot, like meteor hot.
But afaik she doesn't do nude. So it's not your computer's fault.

Good you've already googled to confirm! Saved my time!

 

[Razor]

Good you've already googled to confirm! Saved my time!

It's always good to help out a bro.

 

[sasi]

You took this from Hollow Man, didn't you?
Slight corrections:
1 Wonder Woman
2 She was sitting spread eagle

Sometimes stories are not straight ,i have to edit it,to give full sense. Sometimes stories are extreme, i have to moderate it.

 

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[Victor Sierra]

Relax.... That's Gemma Atkinson.
She's freakishly hot, like meteor hot.
But afaik she doesn't do nude. So it's not your computer's fault.
PS: If you find her nude pics, pm me. You 're bound by the bro code to do so.

I'm gonna put her on my wallpaper...