Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblance

[Falcon]

This foolish cleric forgot to add candles to his list.

 

[pmaitra]

This foolish cleric forgot to add candles to his list.

The list is actually huge.

You could include male plugs too!

 

[Adux]

This is Pure Gold of Haraam in so many different levels

 

[Adux]

You know what they have to ban this first...pleasuring most women when their husbands cant...

Ladies and Gents, I present to you, the hand held shower

 

[Falcon]

This is really a hilarious thread. We can keep adding items to this list. Wish we had a lady here.

 

[KS]

Saudi po*n to feature women driving to the market to buy vegetables - anon tweet

 

[pmaitra]

Saudi po*n to feature women driving to the market to buy vegetables - anon tweet

Here are some shots from Saudi Porn:

 

[Falcon]

Here are some shots from Saudi Porn:

should not be projecting women to support our discussion. I seriously do not support posting photos of women on this thread. Please...be a man and talk with worlds. do not make this a porno thread....open ur mind and post logically.....

 

[pmaitra]

should not be projecting women to support our discussion. I seriously do not support posting photos of women on this thread. Please...be a man and talk with worlds. do not make this a porno thread....open ur mind and post logically.....

Huh? I am fine with posting these photos. There is nothing about being a man or not w.r.t. posting photos that are publicly available on the internet and none of these photos are vulgar. Sorry, we are not on the same page.

 

[utubekhiladi]

 

[utubekhiladi]

i wonder what A.V and kunal is going to say about this thread

 

[civfanatic]

What about electrical outlets? They are as sexual as they come, think about it.

 

[LETHALFORCE]

 

[pmaitra]

^^

 

[civfanatic]

@LF fruits are basically plant ovaries.

 

[LETHALFORCE]

@LF fruits are basically plant ovaries.

Very interesting, never viewed it in that way.

 

[pmaitra]

@LF fruits are basically plant ovaries.

Thanks, I just realised that:

 

[utubekhiladi]

^^

what is that thing>>

 

[pmaitra]

what is that thing>>

Mussel.

Some species of mussels have pearls in them.

Ref: Mussel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[SADAKHUSH]

The cleric only has a problem with women thinking or bananas or cucumbers. He, however, is silent about his own banana. Plain hypocrite! When will these numbskulls learn to mind their own business?

Funny how these clerics have no problem with multi-partner sex and the pathetic attempt at legitimising such actions under the cover of a terminology called polygamy!

He is perhaps expressing his suppressed love for bananas and cucumber. Polygamy works both ways, their wives living in separate homes get serviced by electricians, plumbers of foreign countries as told to me by a Pakistani who lived in GCC.