Jokes Thread

[KS]

 

[Kunal Biswas]

 

[Kunal Biswas]

 

[KS]

 

[KS]

 

[KS]

 

[bhramos]

 

[Dovah]

Its Photoshop, notice the Hindi "Matras" over "Me" and under "Hu"

 

[bhramos]

Its Photoshop, notice the Hindi "Matras" over "Me" and under "Hu"

it could be P.S, but its from paper or weekly i suppose, but it was not made by me..

 

[bhramos]

even if a Village lady is brought to city she does not change her habits

 

[Zebra]

^^^ btw , there is हूँ written on fourth line in starting .

Two different papers , one small on top of other big paper .

 

[niharjhatn]

Normally don't post memes, but I just can't stop laughing at this one

 

[niharjhatn]

Baseball anyone? This is just absolutely hilarious

 

[Neil]

 

[H.A.]

National Robot ... Manmohan

National salesmen ... SRK

National runner ... D K Bose

National secret ... Sonia Gandhi

National Balm... Zandu

National joke ... Government Lokpal

National Struggler ... Abhishek Bachchan

National Guests ... Kasab, Afzal Guru and the tie between them and Robert Vadra

National jewelry store ... Bappi Lahiri

National waiting moment... Sachin's century

National Horror... a sequel of Ra-One

National Hand ... Sunny Deol

National concern ... Salman's marriage

National slapper - Harvinder Singh

National Asylum ... Big Boss's house

National bird ... Twitter

National cheek ... Sharad Pawar

National Palace ... Tihar

National Bank ... SWISS

 

[H.A.]

The oops moment....a very big oops moment...sad for the guy who was going to celebrate his first night...

 

[amitkriit]

This is how we can solve the World Hunger Problem


Q: Is it more healthy to eat salmon or steak?

Answer
It is better to eat a steak. This is because a steak only requires a small proportion of the entire cow as compared to eating the entire salmon. So you can cut of the chunk of the cow you want to eat and the cow will still have a high chance of surviving if it is given appropriate medical attention. This way, you can continously cut out chunks from the cow and let it heal and regrow the extracted areas. This not only raises the life expectancy of cows but also aids in solving the global food crisis. On the other hand, the likelyhood of the salmon surviving after you cut a chunk from it is drastically lower due to risk of infection in the water etc. Furthermore, tigersharks and bears can detect the bleeding of the salmon and will hunt them more easily.

 

[Yusuf]

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.

... Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.

Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.

Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.

Teacher :What Happend Johnny?

Boy : Ma'am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis

 

[plugwater]

 

[Neil]