Jokes Thread

[Virendra]

Dennis Richie .. the father of the evergreen C. In a way, Microsoft and all other initial commercial success of IT owes a lot to him.
C is like a philosophy which will never die .. amen

 

[bhramos]

How Girls Deal With Stupid Boys Through Ages

 

[bhramos]

Realized How Interesting Girls IceHocky Is

 

[HeinzGud]

 

[nrj]

 

[amitkriit]

 

[amitkriit]

So true!

 

[Godless-Kafir]

May Be This Is Her First Time

thats awesome...will make 10 babies with her and never call her back..

 

[amitkriit]

Will you take a bullet for someone you love?

 

[utubekhiladi]

Funny quotes on Pakistani Vehicle.. (in Hindi)



Maalik Ki Gaadi Driver Ka Paseena - Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena
Buri Nazar Wale, Tera Moonh Kala
Mera Pakistan Mahan (Lekin Janta Pareshan)
Qismat Aazma Chuka, Muqadar Aazma Raha Hoon - Aik Baywafa Kay Kahtir Riksha Chala Raha Hoon
Chandni Raat Beeti Jaa Rahi Hai - Ullu Ki Patthi, Too Ab A Rahi Hai
Kabhee Side Say Aatee Ho Kabhee Peechay Say Aatee Ho - Meree Jaan Horn Day Day Kar Mujhay Tum Kyon Satateey Ho
Maan Ki Dua Jannat Ki Hawa - Maan Ki Bud-Dua Ja Beta Rickshaw Chala
Pappu Yaar Tang Na Ker!
Zehreeli Nagan
Koi Jal Gaya, Kisi Nai Dua Di
Quaid-E-Azam Nay Farmaya - Tu Chal, Main Aayaa
Main Phir Aaon Ga
Tapar Hai To Paar Kar Warna Bardaasht Kar
Maan Ki Dua, Baap Ka Chamaat
Dekh Magar Pyar Se!
Khatharnaak Rambo
Horn Day Ker Paas Kerain
Chal Dhanno
Phir Milayngay
Akhri Shahzada
Tera Jadoo Chal Gya
Hosh Ker Kherghosh
Wo Dekho Mastani Ja Rahi Hay
Khuda Keray Haseenoo Ke Baap Mar Jeyeen - Maut Ka Bahana Ho Hum Un Ke Ghar Jeyeen , Abey Kambakath Aisa Soochna Bhi Paap Hoga - Kissi Rooz Tu Bhi Kissi Haseen Ka Baap Hoga

 

[amitkriit]

 

[KS]

TCS....my TCS.....

 

[bhramos]

 

[bhramos]

 

[utubekhiladi]

 

[Neil]

 

[illusion8]

LMFAO

 

[illusion8]

 

[illusion8]

 

[Dovah]

LMFAO