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Difference between a Friend and Homie Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drink Homies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food Friends: Would bail you out of jail Homies: would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!"...

This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of...

As allways, nice collection Mig ;)

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired immediately his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in straight line between any two points on the general's body, with the general getting to...

One taxi driver in Lahore to another, 'Did you hear that the Pakistan government bought a thousand septic tanks?'The other driver replied, 'Yes, and as soon as they learn to drive them,they are going to invade India.

trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side, suddenly Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts! "Oye Abdul!" Guy pops up from other trench "Kya hai be" BANG shot dead! "Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up, "Kya hai saala" BANG BANG both khalaas. "Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! dono...

Hello Mr. Clinton," a heavily accented voice says."This is Santa Singh down in Chandigadh, Punjab. I amringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war onyou!""Well, Santa Singh," Bill replies, "This indeed is importantnews! Tell me, how big is your army?""At this moment in time," says...

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired. "Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed. "How long did it take you?"...

TITANIC traveller: Captain, howfar we are from the nearest land? Cap. of Titianic: Around 3 nautical mile. traveller: In which direction sir? Captain: downward!!