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    Jokes Thread

    Bosnian general, Serbian general and Croatian general talked during the war who has the best soldier. Bosnian general said: Mine explodes and cut off my soldiers legs. he took a hand granate and crawled to enemy trench and activated it. Croatian general said: Mine explodes and cut off my...
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    A few things to know in war: - Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. - If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. - There is no such thing as a perfect plan. - Five second fuzes always burn three seconds. - Never...
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    Some U.S. generals came to Serbia as guests, to check how the Serbian Army has progressed and is it eligible to join NATO. After the official talks, one of the visiting generals approached a Serbian general and asked him: - "Well, tell me how was it to fight against the strongest army in the...
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