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God:wat do u want? Boy:a vry beautiful grl. God:if u r a Muslim I'll give u Katrina, if u r a Hindu I'll give u Kareena, if u r a Christian I'll give u Genelia, ......what's ur name? Boy:Abdul Vijay Fernandes. God:- Rakhi Sawant de saale ko. Bahut oversmart ban raha hai.

Murphy's Laws of Combat If the enemy is in range, so are you. Incoming fire has the right of way. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. The problem with the easy way out is that it has already been mined. Try to look unimportant, they may be...

Captain Awesome http://vimeo.com/18047390 Bjorn the viking http://vimeo.com/18011143

hahahahahah awesome man really!

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car, he can see that the man is very anxious about something. "Good afternoon, Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?" the police officer asks. "Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or...

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers entered the diner. One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third...

Getting Ahead Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms, the second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and, splash, they're all in the pool The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is...

One Day to Live A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says: "You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you are going to die this evening." The man is distraught and wonders how he is going to tell his wife. Well, he tells her...

for all engineers out there An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to...

Making Small Talk Two men were seated next to each other on a plane when the first man turned to his seatmate and said: "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." "What would you like to discuss?" the second man asked...

Deep Sleeper Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station. The husband urged Charlie to stay over. There was no spare bed in the house; there wasn't even a sofa. So Charlie...

Two Statues For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for 30 minutes, and in those...

more fail pictures

priceless

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTPko-aXvJM another literal video this time it's" i would do anything for love" by meatloaf.

Literal music video :D friggin hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA "Total eclipse of my heart"

chinese/korean windows