Jokes Thread

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[Sabir]

 

[bhramos]

 

[Yusuf]

 

[Yusuf]

 

[cobra commando]

Lalu : Itane sare log football ko
lath kyou mar rahe hai?

Sardar :
Gol karne ke liye.

Lalu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge!

 

[cobra commando]

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani
kyo badha di..?

Biwi: Oji Car ki
break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho
jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch
jaate hai.

 

[cobra commando]

Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji Ek ladke ko khada kar ke bolte hai ki Batao Mohan Taj mahal kaha hai Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji
To Master ji bole Banch per khade ho jao Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi dikh raha hai Master ji.

 

[cobra commando]

sardar apne noukar ko bola
garden me pani daal.

Naukar bola
barish ho rahi hai,

Sardar : Sale
kam chor chatri pakdke daal

 

[cobra commando]

sardar gun leke darwaze pe ruka,
Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar:
Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu!
Wife: toh jao na. Srdr: Kaise jau
bahar kutta khada hai

 

[cobra commando]

Phone Ki Ring Baji. Pati: Mere liye
Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu.


Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai


Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi

Biwi : Ji wo mere liye tha

 

[cobra commando]

Machhar ne aapko kat liya
ye uska junoon tha, aapne
khuja liya isme aapka sukoon
tha, chah kar bhi aapne use
nahi mara, kyunki uski rago
mein bhi aap hi ka khoon tha