Jokes Thread

[pankaj nema]

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[SKC]

Went out to eat yesterday evening. Unreal rush in the market and then in the malls. Each restaurant had huge line of families in waiting for their turn. Everyone came with Mothers, sisters and wifes for dinner.

We got a table after trying multiple places and 40 min of waiting.

 

[Jimih]

Ghaas bhaalya var bhaala , is scissors for men.
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Spoiler: Translation

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English translation did ruined the joke.

 

[Jimih]

Went out to eat yesterday evening. Unreal rush in the market and then in the malls. Each restaurant had huge line of families in waiting for their turn. Everyone came with Mothers, sisters and wifes for dinner.

We got a table after trying multiple places and 40 min of waiting.

Business opportunities just like Valentine's day.

All the West created events are now good avenue for business.

 

[Satish Sharma]

Business opportunities just like Valentine's day.

All the West created events are now good avenue for business.

You should see what is the reason behind mother's day & fathers day in west.. what is its origin.. watch Rajiv dixit

 

[Corvus Splendens]

Unrealistic, bullet is still in it's casing after being fired. tsk tsk.

Spoiler

 

[bablu666]

Cyber Police

 

[Satish Sharma]

Unrealistic, bullet is still in it's casing after being fired. tsk tsk.
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Spoiler

Most likely rail gun

 

[NutCracker]

Cyber Police

She even made a replit account for it .

 

[Spindrift]

Cyber Police

 

[Spindrift]

 

[Jimih]

 

[Atavistic]

 

[another_armchair]

 

[Satish Sharma]

Meri gamd fat gyi yaar

 

[Spindrift]

@Arad Operator Did this ever happen to you?


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/epQDixjXMos?feature=share

 

[DingDong]

 

[Spindrift]

@Haldilal was in the movie World war Z !

Spoiler

 

[The Juggernaut]