ROFTLMAOA.V, Ahmedsid, 1.44 and thakur_ritesh are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. thakur_ritesh and A.V are sitting there looking perplexed. ahmedsid is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
ritesh is thinking: “Some of these mods (ahmedsid )are all crazy after 1.44(The hottest guy on the forum). ahmedsid must have tried to kiss him in the tunnel. Very proper that he slapped him(As 1.44 is straight)”
1.44 is thinking: “ahmedsid must have moved to kiss me(As he's the night mod with some questionable preferences), and kissed thakur_ritesh instead and got slapped.”
ahmedsid is thinking: “Damn! it, thakur_ritesh must have tried to kiss 1.44, he thought it was me and slapped! me.”
AV (Who's job is to control/and protect members from all the mod's urges and is pissed off at ahmed for the shoutbox complaints) is thinking: “If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap ahmedsid again.”
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Adapted from a Musharraf joke
Hope you guys don't mind
P.S : Don't Hate Me
I remember that train journey. Deeply humiliating. Thats the Day I decided, that I will slowly build up my power and then in one swift move, declare AV indisposed, and delcare Martial law on DFI and Get Sabir arrested for Maligning me for this long!ROFTLMAO
almost had my tea spilled on the keyboard. and my collegues are still scratching their heads wondering why i went delirious.
Moderators? The last time I checked Yusuf is with me, Muslim Brotherhood you know (I dont trust it, I see Pakistans example everyday ) then DD, well he is drunk and sloshed out at some pub researching 101 ways to pass out, Singhji, hmmmm now you all will be shocked to Know me and Singh are the same, we r double IDs! Ritesh, Sridhar and the others will be neutral, they ll pledge allegiance to the winners, which will be ME!!!Your coup team doesnt exist.............Now moderators are holding the Ids of ur generals and expect they hv gather enough evidence against u ....
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