Much needed---Dowry calculator for men

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  1. ashdoc

    ashdoc Senior Member Senior Member

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  3. ashdoc

    ashdoc Senior Member Senior Member

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    At age 38 , my dowry rate comes to only rupees fifty lakhs inspite of being a doctor :tsk:

    Younger men will fare better :thumb:
     
  4. Payeng

    Payeng Daku Mongol Singh

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    Free meal calculator?
     
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    Payeng Daku Mongol Singh

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    Colour: Pitch Black (not visible on a moonless night) :thumb: but problem is I cant access that site directly, I did with with a proxy server :creepy: So cannot calculate my market value :heh::heh:
     
  6. Bangalorean

    Bangalorean Stars and Ambassadors Stars and Ambassadors

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    Heh - my "market value" comes to 1 crore. :heh:

    Seriously, whoever thought of this app is a comic genius. :hail:
     
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    rock127 Maulana Rockullah Senior Member

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    Check the below... :lol:

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  8. cobra commando

    cobra commando Tharki regiment Veteran Member Senior Member

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    "Dowry calculator for men" :wtf: :gtfo:
     
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  9. anoop_mig25

    anoop_mig25 Senior Member Senior Member

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    there are lot`s of missing indicator . i mean it does not have option for those working in IT industry.

    Second what if groom`s father is non-ias/ips/pcs BELOGNING TO GROUP B/c EMPLOYEE

    BY THE WAY by commenting in it I am in no way promoting DOWRY
     
  10. cloud

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    yeah, their is that mistake for IT engg, they earn more, but get less dowry compared to ones who work in govt. or PSUs. :p, their dowry rate should be reduced to 1/3rd.... :p
     
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    Congratulations! Your current dowry rate is 65 Lakh. Although it is a very competitive amount, self improvement never did anyone any harm. Always remember that "It is an extra that separates ordinary from extraordinary". You have done most of the things in your life right, you just need to give that extra in order to achieve your dream dowry!


    :laugh:

    Now i should find someone who is ready to give 65 Lac :D
     
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    "Congratulations! Your current dowry rate is 1 Crore. Besides the cash amount, you are assured a lavish wedding, a land property (given you negotiate your price well), hefty and expensive jewelry, and even a foreign tour with your wife -- all with your in-laws' hard earned money. Hasn't someone correctly said, "The best things in life are free"? Now, you can bask in the glory of your achievements. The day has arrived. All these years of hard work, and investment in education has finally paid off. You have made your parents proud. Bravo!"

    25, Reddy (honestly just selected a random caste), Investment Banker, >2L, Stanford AM, working in USA, Wheatish skin color

    :rofl:

    maybe I should date an Indian girl?
     
  13. Razor

    Razor CIDs from Tamilnadu Senior Member

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    Same pinch, me too 1 crore. :fyeah:
     
  14. SinghSher1984

    SinghSher1984 Tihar Jail Banned

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    That's only 200k, and that's the max. Where do they ask if you ugly or not? :p

    I wonder what Gandhi got. :D
     
  15. The Messiah

    The Messiah Bow Before Me! Elite Member

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    I wonder what details you might have filled in ?
     
  16. Yusuf

    Yusuf GUARDIAN Administrator

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    You chose the right caste and the combinations. Many reddys in US in those kind of options.
     

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