Meet Pakistani MD of Microsoft and Windows 9 developer

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  1. gokussj9

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    New Managing Director of Microsoft - Ammar Afzal (Biggest liar of Pakistan) - YouTube

    Proud of Pakistan‏ - YouTube

    This has got to be one of the most hilarious interviews I have ever seen. He has passed some oracle test from
    SUE(Stanford university of England :rofl:) and got his name in guinness book of world record. He was challenged by
    his adviser Dr. Simon to solve some problem,which he eventually did and Dr. Simon had to resign(typical lollywood plot :laugh:).
    He is MD of Windows, got a call from Bill Gates and is developing windows 9.:lol: I mean we have our share of idiots like Ankit Fadia but this is like unbelievable.
     
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    Stanford university of England :doh:

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    Meet Ammar Afzal – the fake Managing Director of Microsoft | The (not so) Funny Side
     
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    Congratulations to the young student, this also reminds of this $100% true story. The professor here too resigned.

     
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    So profound. Much Faith. Very intense.
    woW
     
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    And the name of that student?
     
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    Close.

    It was Albert "Jinnah 420" Einstein.
     
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    arnabmit Homo Communis Indus Senior Member

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    The student's arguments have empirical and demonstrable flaws.
     
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    The student's arguments are riddled with holes. Only idiots could be convinced by his sophistry. :rolleyes:
     
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    I am sorry, but are you implying that this 3700% true, mod verified story did not happen?
     
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    So not a microsoft MD?
     
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    [nidokidos] attention Pakistani Students - Fake story of Ammar Afzal
    [nidokidos] attention Pakistani Students - Fake story of Ammar Afzal - Nido Kido Fun

    Meet Ammar Afzal – the fake Managing Director of Microsoft
    Meet Ammar Afzal – the fake Managing Director of Microsoft | The (not so) Funny Side

    Time for a few facts:

    There is no such university called as ‘Stanford University England (SUE)’.
    Stanford University is in California [USA] and not England [UK], though he seems to have changed it later.
    World Computer Software course? What does that even mean??
    Stanford University doesn’t seem to host any Oracle course as described by Ammar.
    Ammar Afzal’s internet training centre is Brainbench, un-accredited un-authenticated independent organization with no ties with Oracle whatsoever.
    There isn’t any ‘Mr.Simond’ working for Brainbench, after an interaction with the Senior Technical Support team there.
    Microsoft does not have only 49 developers in the Windows Development Team.
    Sudden promotion to the post of ‘Managing Director – Microsoft’ is completely laughable.
    Microsoft employees are not allowed to reveal its internal software development plans and activities to the public, as Ammar spoke about Windows 9 and his ‘good work’ there.
    Hundreds of Microsoft employees [sometimes thousands] are involved in developing a single operating system (3000 approx for Windows 7). Ammar Afzal says he is responsible for developing 50% of Windows 9. A big fat lie!
     
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