Killing English

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  1. arnabmit

    arnabmit Homo Communis Indus Senior Member

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    Killing English

    1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette... ? "

    2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!"

    3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going Out Of The World To America.."

    4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

    5. Don't..Laugh At The Back Benches...Otherwise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen Down.....

    6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch The Fan On, But There Was Some Problem. And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not Oning" (Ing Form Of On)

    7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!!

    8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is Revolving Around College"

    9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids"

    10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll HANG MYSELF"

    11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN ,I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

    12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us... "My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My Daughter"

    13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially Mother And Father

    14. "Why Are You Looking At The M,onkeys Outside When I Am In The Class?!"

    15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You Understand. Computer How Understand??

    16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"

    17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"

    18. Teacher To Students:Don't Spit Outside, The Understanding People Will Suffer

    19. I Have 3 Daughters, All Are Girl

    Courtesy: Salil Biswas, Maulana Azad College, Kolkata.
     
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    English kill many Indians. So Indians kill English. Simple.
     
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    Seeing The Principal Passing By, The Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"

    :rofl::laugh::rofl:
     
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