Failed Terrorist State of Pakistan: Idiotic Musings

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aalooo maar muqabla .. new year celebration... in multan, pakistan. Police ke hatthe chadhe lafangi :prison: hungama khor :p :laugh::pound::basanti::rotfl:

 

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Visa Embassy of India in pakilnad
Indian said:
Can you speak both Hindi and English?o_O
paki said:
Indian said:
What's your name?
paki said:
Mughal Haider
Indian said:
paki said:
10-12 times a week. :finger:
Indian said:
:confused:
No no, I meant male or female. :lol:
paki said:
Both! male, female and sometimes even camel.
I'm so versatile. :)
Indian said:
:jaw::jaw::jaw::jaw: :shock::shock::shock::shock:
Oh my God!!!! Holy Cow!! :pray:
paki said:
yes, cows, goats, sheeps and almost every animal. :kiss:
Indian said:
Isn't that hostile? :tsk:
paki said:
Yep, :haha: Horse style, sheep style, dog style, goat style. I do it in every style
Indian said:
paki said:
no not deers, they run so fast. I can't catch them. Can you catch one for me?
I want experience of mating with deer also at least once. :drool:
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How about having dash-dash with her?
She really needs your that because pakistani men are busy in mating with sheeps, goats and camels. :D
So, these are we people who can fulfill her desire. :biggrin2:
Yeah of course. I m happy.
My gf is bed ridden since last week. I m desperate to have dash-dash:D
Buddy I received warning from mods on pdf.
 

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Dude where is suicide bomber?
Is he absent? His father is busy with sheeps and mom with Army wallah.
You should have donated a mini van so that kids never missed their class.
 

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Dude where is suicide bomber?
Is he absent? His father is busy with sheeps and mom with Army wallah.
You should have donated a mini van so that kids never missed their class.
Well suicide bomber training is given just as a simulation in paki colleges.
And here's the case of van, they have Chinese vans. :biggrin2:
 

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As ghazi paki warriors are now a days busy in doing sex with animals, paki women have to use these extra hard and long sticks for pleasure of bed.
Somebody help them.
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Should atomi quwwat not push out of her? According to pakistanis, pakistanis are pure white.
:D
Pure whites are a descent of pakistanis and not the other way around. Some Pakistanis migrated to Europe while some to India where those migrated people became Christians and Hindus. No wonder Pakistan is the cradle for humanity.
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Says a Pakistani school history textbook[emoji13] [emoji12]

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Pakistan exported 200,000 donkey hides in last three years: Khurram Dastgir
January 08, 2016,




ISLAMABAD: Commerce Minister Khurram Dastgir Khan today informed the National Assembly that nearly two hundred thousand donkey hides were exported from Pakistan during last three years.

During question hour, the minister stated that Pakistan has exported 199,860 donkey hides in the last three years. Demand of any country seeking donkey hides has been fulfilled. The tariff is not a big issue, he added. In the same period, 6,950 horse hides were exported; however, Pakistan has not exported any lion or bear skin.

Meanwhile, PML-N’s Tahira Aurangzeb questioned that where does the donkey meat go. The minister replied that he is unaware of the facts and will submit his response after getting details from the provinces.
 

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Pakistan exported 200,000 donkey hides in last three years: Khurram Dastgir
January 08, 2016,




ISLAMABAD: Commerce Minister Khurram Dastgir Khan today informed the National Assembly that nearly two hundred thousand donkey hides were exported from Pakistan during last three years.

During question hour, the minister stated that Pakistan has exported 199,860 donkey hides in the last three years. Demand of any country seeking donkey hides has been fulfilled. The tariff is not a big issue, he added. In the same period, 6,950 horse hides were exported; however, Pakistan has not exported any lion or bear skin.

Meanwhile, PML-N’s Tahira Aurangzeb questioned that where does the donkey meat go. The minister replied that he is unaware of the facts and will submit his response after getting details from the provinces.
Eating donkey meat. That is the reason of their brainfarts. :D
 

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