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Ok this is original by me that I tweeted. 351687157225762816

A professor at Wayne University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ''How many people here believe in ghosts?'' About 90 students raise their hands. ''Well,that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of u think u...

Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days.

Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someone's house : They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man. Man: I want to thank you. I am a genie who was trapped for 1000 years in the bottle. I will give you both 1 wish each, and I will keep 1 wish...

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was...

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner. Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours? SON: at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied, I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was hasina ki jawani. DAD...

Biwi Der Se Ghar Ayi or Chup Chaap Bedroom Ka Darwaza Khola to Dekha ke Kambal mein 2 ke Bajaye 4 Taangen Nazar Aa rhi Thi. ... . Usne Cricket Bat uthaya or zor zor se maarna Shuru hogai. . Jab maar maar ke thak chuki to pani peene kitchen mein gai Dekha uska PATI wahan betha magazine padh rha...

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely i can't look that old.". Well . . . you'll love this one. My name is Alice. i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall , which...

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Mind Blowing Equation...............X_X LOGIC AND HUMOUR........... Equations! - Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human...

Traffic police (TP) ne Santa ko roka: Aapna license dikao. Santa: Nahi hai. TP: Kya license banvaya hai ya nahi. Santa: Nahi. TP: Kyon? Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Voter ID card mangte hain, aur woh mere paas nahi hai.. TP: To Voter ID card Banwale.. Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Ration...

A lawyer came home after having sex in his car. Girl forgot her bra and panty in car. The wife found them, tore them up and shouted: You dirty Man..... you have been screwing ur secretary. Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back: You have just destroyed the only evidence of a high...

A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and...

A man was sipping his Beer, while sitting on the balcony with his wife and he says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you." The wife asks, "Is that you, or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me..... talking to the beer.

😄Ab batao inmey se Sardar konsa hai..??? Customer - Ek colgate dena !! Dukaandaar - Konsa? Customer -Pepsodant