He will take a while.
No, you can't do that here. This forum is an information pool and not a troll recruitment agency.
What you call "information warfare" in language of other forums is mocked as "idiotic musings" here.
There is chatbox symbol on the top blackbar of the page. Click and open that, click the option "Start new conversation" and enter the user(s) name you want to chat with.
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