Types of facebook diseases and disorders

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  1. Drsomnath999

    Drsomnath999 lord of 32 teeth Elite Member

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    1.LIKOSIS.

    symptoms- the patients likes every status and pics that they come across with.

    2.LIKOPHOBIA
    symptoms- the patients dont like any interesting pics or status they come across with coz they think that the likes will get firnished.


    3.SHYFBMIASIS
    symptoms- the patients log on to f.b after a very long time then they log off and then log in later after more than two weeks. its like
    they shy away from f.b.

    4.TAG SYNDROME
    symptoms- the patients want to be tagged in each and every photo they come across with.


    5.SAD SYNDROME
    symptoms- the patients tend to update sad posts. e.g i hate love, i hate my life and so on.

    6.REQUEST SYNDROME
    symptoms- the patients tend to randomly send friend request to many people without any consideration.

    7.COMMENTOLARIA
    symptoms- the patients seem to be commenting in each and every post that they come across with.

    8.RUBISHTOSIS
    symptoms- the patients tend to be commenting rubish or negative things on other peoples posts.

    9.POST REMOVIASIS
    symptoms- the patients tend to be removing their posts that received very little or no likes and comments.

    10.ADICTOMIOLOGY
    symptoms- the patients cannot stay for more than 24hours without thinking of facebook.


    CONTROL:
    The above disorders can be controlled by doing the exact opposite of the symptoms above.
    Rx- Anti-FB therapy for 1month with
    1) Likolycin,
    2)Statuskillin,
    3)Tagamycin,
    4)Shareformin.
    :lol::rofl::laugh:
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  3. Koovie

    Koovie Regular Member

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    damn seems like I have ADICTOMIOLOGY in the final stage :scared2:
     
  4. Drsomnath999

    Drsomnath999 lord of 32 teeth Elite Member

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    infact join any defence forum for 1 month do trolling & get banned & again rejoin with a multiple email id & again troll:rofl:
    Do it for 1month
    this is the best treatment from facebook disorder:D
     
  5. Mad Indian

    Mad Indian Proud Bigot Veteran Member Senior Member

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    Actually I stopped using FB that much after joining here:rock:

    One addiction to another. But atleast here I learn something:truestory:
     
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  6. Drsomnath999

    Drsomnath999 lord of 32 teeth Elite Member

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    well i hope u can cure urselves from this deadly contagious pandemic FB disease :D
     
  7. Aayush

    Aayush Regular Member

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    I update my status every hour :eek: (and i also get hundreds of likes) :cool:
     

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