How to be a real man, according to DFI.

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    Being inspired by this thread and Ahmedji's suggestion I am starting a new advice thread, where everyone's welcome to give their umm much sought after free advice on how to be a real man.

    PS : However please don't forget to write the serial number before giving your advice.
     
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    A Real Man, according to DFI

    1. You need to, on a regular basis, drink till you puke to prove your manhood. TINA.
    2. Wine is for sissies. And by sissies I mean *******. Check Rule #3 for exception.
    3. Drinking wine in company of a woman to impress her, getting her drunk and then scoring with her, is an exception and encouraged. Boo-yah.
     
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    4. A real man never hits a woman. Unless you are in Pakistan. Check rule #5
    5. Never visit Pakistan. Doesn't apply if you are serving in the Indian armed forces.
     
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    6. A Real Man only asks 1 Question. "What's in it for me ?"
    7. A Real Man doesn't believe in conspiracy theories. He is the conspirator.
     
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    8. A real man doesn't break he builds. Word.
     
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    9. Drinking and driving is not cool. You tend to spill your drink. Check rule #10.
    10. Never spill your drink. Exception - if somebody serves you wine, and you spill all of it, on the hosts expensive persian carpet. FTW.
     
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    11. Never be shy on the table or in the bed.
     
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    Paaji, are you describing a real man or your self? :p
     
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    12. Don't interject. Unless you are on cocaine. Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
     
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    13. Cricket is a man's sport. Football's for hooligans.
     
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    14. Don't gawk at woman. However, Punch the guy who gawks at your woman.
     
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    15. Learn the art of killing a man in 6 blows. Take this art unpracticed to your grave.
     
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    16. Never turn down a drinking challenge. Even if you are suffering cirrhosis.
     
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    17. Drinks whiskey with beer for breakfast.
     
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    All i can do is be me, whoever that is.
    18. Keeps Bro's above Hoe's :D
     
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    19. A Real Man always tell the truth. Even when he is lying.
     
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    20. Never lets his mouth write a cheque that his ass can't cash.
     
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    21: respects His Mother and Motherland above all
     
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    22) Should pay for upkeep if he knocks up a girl
     
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    23) If he cant pay for upkeep, he should run away and live in oblivion, until the child (now) all grown up, becomes friends with him not realizing he is their dad!
     

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