Where are all the tattimasters??!! There is a movie made for a tattibahaddurs like them , and its appropriately called delhi belly It has a wonderful , glorious shot of--hold your breath--actual tatti !! And the movie is interspersed with musical sounds of farts that sound like a trumpet gone horribly wrong..... To come to the shot of tatti..... A guy has diarrhoea...... After he unloads gallons of liquefied shit in the commode , he realises that the latrine has no running water !! No problem..... There is orange juice in the refrigerator to wash his behind.... But what to do about the tons of shit coming out and farts filling the atmosphere with their sweet smell ?? The tatti has to be sent to a pathologist to examine..... But the friend sent to the pathologist mistakenly delivers it to a place where some diamonds are to be delivered....... The person expecting the diamonds first lays out a fine red cloth and then unloads the box......and what comes out is rich chocolaty coloured part solid part liquid TATTI !!......whose aroma fills the air............nothing like it Another scene-- To escape some people searching a hotel for them, a boy and a girl falsely enact a woman on top sex scene under a mattress to embarrass people opening the door , so that they will go away...... As the people go away , the girl climbs out of the bed , and the boy is about to--until we see a real real HARD ON under his jeans--to cover which he has to hold a pillow in front of him....... The plot is all unrealistic--but who cares..... There are plenty of such scenes and bharpoor gaali-galoch to keep us sniggering through out the fast paced movie-- and thats all that matters..... Verdict--watchable.