Chinese Student’s Bicycle Seat Breaks and… Gyah!

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  1. cobra commando

    cobra commando Tharki regiment Veteran Member Senior Member

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    On 21 February, reports of a loud
    “Phfffft” sound were heard around
    the world. Experts traced the
    source of this sound back to the
    anal sphincters of millions of
    Chinese netizens simultaneously
    shuddering upon hearing this tale
    of a bike ride gone terribly,
    terribly wrong.
    According to China’s tt.mop and
    weibo.com websites, the young
    student was riding to the first day
    of school for the year. It was a day
    young students all around looked
    forward to as one of hope,
    learning and new experiences.
    But for one boy his first bike ride
    to school was to become anyone’s
    worst nightmare.
    In what must have been a one-in-
    a-billion fall, the bicycle’s seat
    got bent over exposing a cold,
    merciless steel rod which
    penetrated the boy’s
    buttocks . The seat was unable to
    be removed.
    Firefighters were called to
    the scene and used the Jaws
    of Life to detach much of the
    bicycle from the boy’s rear
    end . He was then taken to
    hospital by ambulance with a
    large portion of the bike still
    emerging from his butt.
    Thankfully medical staff was able
    to remove the bike from the boy’s
    anus and he was released without
    serious injury… Well, physical
    injury at least. Mental scarring is
    expected to be terminal.
    When the story hit Japanese
    websites, readers responded with
    a range of emotions from “Ack”
    and “Eeeeish” to “Gyaaaaa!”
    When asked about the procedure
    of removing the steel frame from
    the young man’s rectum a doctor
    replied: “Rectum? It damn near
    killed him!”
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    :creepy: Check out the pics on the website-


    Chinese Student’s Bicycle Seat Breaks and…�Gyah! | RocketNews24
     
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  3. A chauhan

    A chauhan "अहिंसा परमो धर्मः धर्म हिंसा तथैव च: l" Senior Member

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    Oops ! :pft: Poor boy though :(
     
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    rock127 Maulana Rockullah Senior Member

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    sob Moderator Moderator

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    Great work by the emergency crew that was first on the scene and also the surgeons who saved the guys life.
     
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    Decklander New Member

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    Chinese should better ride Indian bicycles again. BTW, we Indians exported and helped set up first bicycle plant in China.

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