The Official PJ Thread

[EnlightenedMonk]

Ram ne Sita se Vivaah kiya,
Ravan ne Sita ka Apaharan kiya,
Hanuman ne Sita ko Bachaya,
To ab ye Batao ki Vastav mein Hero Kaun Hai?

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Sanjay Dutt !!! []


SAWAL theek se padho !

 

[EnlightenedMonk]

Who is called female Java?

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Java'Gal' Srinath

 

[EnlightenedMonk]

What is this ???

AnekTA me ekTA

 

[mig-29]

Ek Saap ne mujhe 'das' diya......
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Maine use '5-5' ke chutte de diye.

 

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A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald?

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Automatically ( Auto-Mein-Takli)

 

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What is the meaning of the following?

ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbbaaabababbbbaaababababbbababbababababababaaaab....

















Ans. Long Time No 'C' (See)

 

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A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window.

A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground.

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Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita

 

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Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank.

 

[Antimony]

This is one thread that makes you want to laugh while jumping out of the 5th floor window at the same time

 

[Ray]

News 50 years from now....!!

*Anna's grandson Munna Hazare is on ANSHAN against corruption, Government says Lokpal Bill will be passed in a week!

*Sachin hoping for his 500th century, says he might play the next world cup!

*Petrol climbs to Rs.65"¦(per drop)!

*Golmaal 27 released. Tushar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act!

*Facebook is declared a country.

*A girl in Delhi traveled 50 feet safely!

*'Lakhshwadeep Cats' to be the 63rd team to join IPL.

*Pakistan now wants Tamil Nadu: PM says that they can resolve issues by peaceful talks.

* Kasab dies at 90 in jail of high cholesterol due to too much biryani.

* Sharad Pawar owns half the world.

* A Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam.

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In the interim, a very Happy New Year to u & ur families