One Tamil-Brahmin = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tamil-Brahmins = maths tuition class.
Three Tamil-Brahmins = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tamil-Brahmins = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara.
Schumi and Alonso are in a desert.
Evening comes, they set up their tent.
Both go to sleep.
Alonso wakes up in the middle of the night.
Schumi isn't in the tent.
He can hear something coming from outside the tent.
Alonso peeps out and sees Schumi running around the tent like crazy, a big lion after him...
Alonso: Run faster, he's gonna catch you!
FIRE Engine has LADDER. LADDER has STEPS.
STEPS are to be climed on FOOT.
FOOT is measured by a RULER.
RULER can be a KING or QUEEN.
ELIZABETH is the QUEEN of ENGLAND.
ELIZABETH is also the name of a SHIP.
SHIP sails on WATER.
WATER has FISHES.
FISHES have FINS.
The people of FINLAND are called FINS.
The national FLAG of FINLAND is RED.
So FIRE Engine is RED in color.
"This is ENGINEERING STUDENT'S pattern of writing exam
A Hen Lays Egg on the Ind-Pak Boundary. Both start fighting over the
Egg. India and Pakistan say its theirs.
Finally India says, whoever kisses more women in other country within
one minute wins the Egg. Pakistanis say ok.
Indians goes to pakistan kisses 100 women within a minute and comes
back. Pakistanis were excited and say "Its our turn".