Hmm. Applies for you maybe... But many that I've come across seem like "no no no no you're totally hindu. All atheists all over the world are hindu. You are a hindu. You are a hindu. Everyone's a hindu"

One clown was I saw went, if any westerner is doing yoga they're all practicing hinduism.
But unlike what
@SKC says,
some Indian atheists might identify as hindus (I think there are few here on DFI only). Then it applies for such people... But
doosro ko mat khnicho apne sath. Mere nahi banna re hindu.
Muzzies have an advantage there. Drink alcohol & pork once, everyone agrees your not a Muslim...
