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Rahul Gandhi walks into ICICI Bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, would you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

RG: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party. future indian PM.

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

RG: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry sir but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

RG: "I am urging you, please, to cash this check."

Cashier: "Look Sir here is an example of what we can do. One day, Sachin Tendulkar came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Sachin he pulled out his bat and made a beautiful shot across the bank. With that shot we knew him to be Sachin and cashed his check."
"Another time, Mahesh Bhupati came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
So, sir what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, future indian PM, Rahul Gandhi?"

RG stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says:
"Honestly, my mind is a total blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do; I just don't have a clue".

Cashier: "Sir 500 ke note dun ya 1000 ke?
 

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If Kasab was not hanged, he would have been sent to Pakistan to vote!!
 

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A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl!

He kicks the dog, it dies!

Newspapers report
"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"

Man says i'm not American

Report changed

"Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"

Man says:
Actually I'm Pakistani

Breaking News:

"Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which was playing with a girl"..
 

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A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl!

He kicks the dog, it dies!

Newspapers report
"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"

Man says i'm not American

Report changed

"Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"

Man says:
Actually I'm Pakistani

Breaking News:

"Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which was playing with a girl"..
Super Duper Hit
 

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