PM Modi Decides To Address The Nation On Dec 31 And Twitter Floods With Quirky Reactions

[angeldude13]

http://www.storypick.com/modi-new-year/

Some of the tweets are hilarious

 

[angeldude13]

One guy has written-

Kahin is bar chutiyapa na karde modi.
Mitron aaj se daaru bandh

 

[Mikesingh]

The next surgical strike will be on the new Rs 2000 notes!

"Mitron! Aaj raat 12 baje sey Rs 2000 notes sirf kagaz ho jayenge. Raddi waley khush ho jayenge! Mere saath theen baar jor se bolo...Bharat maata ki......jai!!" Lol!

 

[Bornubus]

One guy has written-

Kahin is bar chutiyapa na karde modi.
Mitron aaj se daaru bandh

When there was news of P$#n ban he was called Chodi Ji

 

[aditya10r]

When there was news of P$#n ban he was called Chodi Ji

Vpn all the way......................................

 

[aditya10r]

When there was news of P$#n ban he was called Chodi Ji

Something which you can answer

What is ia doing in Bhutan??
Never spotted them in Nepal........

 

[Bornubus]

Vpn all the way......................................

VPN ?

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[LordOfTheUnderworlds]

New fatwa to make it compulsory to buy permit to sleep with own wife and hang board outside home saying 'F.ornication U.nder the C.onsent of K.ing'.

Arun Jaitley to announce 2% surcharge on that later.

 

[aditya10r]

VPN ?

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Yeah when they banned porn
I started using tunnel bear to bypass the ban

 

[Bornubus]

Yeah when they banned porn
I started using tunnel bear to bypass the ban

Matlab dekhna Jaroor hai. Duniya ki koi Taqat nahin Rok including PM Chodi

 

[aditya10r]

Matlab dekhna Jaroor hai


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Dekh Bhai single hoon aur 50mbps internet connection bhajan sunne ke liye nahi hai

 

[Bornubus]

Dekh Bhai single hoon aur 50mbps internet connection bhajan sunne ke liye nahi hai

Bhai koi baat nahi. PM tau Khud P%$N dekhta hoga. Biwi tau hai nahin kuch tau chahiye.

 

[aditya10r]

Bhai koi baat nahi. PM tau Khud P%$N dekhta hoga. Biwi tau hai nahin kuch tau chahiye.

Nobody cares for singles and generals...................

 

[Razor]

Yeah when they banned porn
I started using tunnel bear to bypass the ban

They can ban notes.
They won't ban porn, they wouldn't dare.

jk

 

[aditya10r]

Or what if he says we are at war with PORKIS and nuke option is open

 

[Razor]

Or what if he says we are at war with PORKIS and nuke option is open

He wished pak PM on his B'day.

Now unless that is some Chanakyan move, I don't think he's going to proceed with that sukarma (war)

 

[Akshay_Fenix]

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[Indx TechStyle]

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[Johny_Baba]

Kya bolte haun MITRON,Ise hum log waapas Gujarat bula le?

 

[Indx TechStyle]

Kya bolte haun MITRON,Ise hum log waapas Gujarat bula le?

Nahin yaar, hamare paas iske alawa koi option bhi nahin hai.
Whom will Indians vote if not Modi?
Rahul Gandhi? Kejriwal? That'll be a joke. NDA will continue for 10 years.