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New Managing Director of Microsoft - Ammar Afzal (Biggest liar of Pakistan) - YouTube

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This has got to be one of the most hilarious interviews I have ever seen. He has passed some oracle test from
SUE(Stanford university of England :rofl:) and got his name in guinness book of world record. He was challenged by
his adviser Dr. Simon to solve some problem,which he eventually did and Dr. Simon had to resign(typical lollywood plot :laugh:).
He is MD of Windows, got a call from Bill Gates and is developing windows 9.:lol: I mean we have our share of idiots like Ankit Fadia but this is like unbelievable.
 

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New Managing Director of Microsoft - Ammar Afzal (Biggest liar of Pakistan) - YouTube

Proud of Pakistan" - YouTube

This has got to be one of the most hilarious interviews I have ever seen. He has passed some oracle test from
SUE(Stanford university of England :rofl:) and got his name in guinness book of world record. He was challenged by
his adviser Dr. Simon to solve some problem,which he eventually did and Dr. Simon had to resign(typical lollywood plot :laugh:).
He is MD of Windows, got a call from Bill Gates and is developing windows 9.:lol: I mean we have our share of idiots like Ankit Fadia but this is like unbelievable.
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Stanford university of England :doh:

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Meet Ammar Afzal – the fake Managing Director of Microsoft | The (not so) Funny Side
 

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Congratulations to the young student, this also reminds of this $100% true story. The professor here too resigned.

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and..... Prof:
So you believe in God?
Student:
Absolutely, sir.
Prof
: Is God good?
Student:
Sure.
Prof:
Is God all-powerful?
Student
: Yes.
Prof:
My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof:
You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student:
Yes.
Prof:
Is Satan good?
Student
: No.
Prof:
Where does Satan come from?
Student:
From...God.. ..
Prof:
That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student:
Yes.
Prof:
Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student:
Yes.
Prof:
So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof:
Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student:
Yes, sir.
Prof:
So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof:
Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son...Have you ever
seen God?
Student:
No, sir.
Prof:
Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student:
No, sir.
Prof:
Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student:
No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof:
Yet you still believe in Him?
Student:
Yes.
Prof:
According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student:
Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof:
Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student:
Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof:
Yes.
Student:
And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof:
Yes.
Student:
No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student
: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat . We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy . Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student:
What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof:
Yes.. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student :
You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light....But if
you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In
reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make
darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof:
So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student:
Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof:
Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student:
Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof:
If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student:
Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student:
Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student:
Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student
: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. )
Prof:
I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student:
That is it sir.... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
 

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Congratulations to the young student, this also reminds of this $100% true story. The professor here too resigned.
The student's arguments are riddled with holes. Only idiots could be convinced by his sophistry. :rolleyes:
 

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[nidokidos] attention Pakistani Students - Fake story of Ammar Afzal
[nidokidos] attention Pakistani Students - Fake story of Ammar Afzal - Nido Kido Fun

Meet Ammar Afzal – the fake Managing Director of Microsoft
Meet Ammar Afzal – the fake Managing Director of Microsoft | The (not so) Funny Side

Time for a few facts:

There is no such university called as 'Stanford University England (SUE)'.
Stanford University is in California [USA] and not England [UK], though he seems to have changed it later.
World Computer Software course? What does that even mean??
Stanford University doesn't seem to host any Oracle course as described by Ammar.
Ammar Afzal's internet training centre is Brainbench, un-accredited un-authenticated independent organization with no ties with Oracle whatsoever.
There isn't any 'Mr.Simond' working for Brainbench, after an interaction with the Senior Technical Support team there.
Microsoft does not have only 49 developers in the Windows Development Team.
Sudden promotion to the post of 'Managing Director – Microsoft' is completely laughable.
Microsoft employees are not allowed to reveal its internal software development plans and activities to the public, as Ammar spoke about Windows 9 and his 'good work' there.
Hundreds of Microsoft employees [sometimes thousands] are involved in developing a single operating system (3000 approx for Windows 7). Ammar Afzal says he is responsible for developing 50% of Windows 9. A big fat lie!
 
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